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Ralston

I am here for Friends

About Me

I wear glasses instead of eyeliner...I've gotten over my anxiety about my wrists being too thin....I'm slowly turning my apartment into Splash Mountain....without the lawsuits. My brother and I's Super 8 movies from 1982 /styl

My Interests

Time traveling, Home schooling, Collage, Karaoke, Hoping I don't have Cancer, A rocky coastline with a thick marine layer obscuring the sun and hot coffee or an empty Disneyland and a beer, Tokyo, Taxidermy, Ferries across bodies of water...............................................

I'd like to meet:

Amy Evans from the 4th grade. I'm sorry I was too scared to kiss you during that parent/teacher conference. People who don't feel the need to "hoot" when they are drunk. Reality tv-ready asswipes who sing friggin Creed with goddamn PASSION! Those wannabe gansta bitches at SmogCutter who wanted to kick my ass because their inebriated friend told me to fuck off and I retorted appropriately....let's get coffee. Friendly, showered folks. Deviants. Someone with the patience to teach me sleight of hand and other party skills. Desperate Russian girls who mass email everyone hoping for a future American husband. James Burke the "Connections" host replete with eye popping curves.

Music:

Harry Nilsson....I'm not sure if I can narrow it down. I mean, who wants to eat sushi every night. There's too much. Lately I've really been into "bland" and "saccharine" ballads and mid-tempo power pop of the 70's and early 80's. For what it's worth, I don't see any difference between Kylie Minogue and Cradle of Filth. Slayer/George Benson.

Movies:

Buster Keaton, Robert Altman, Escape To Witch Mountain, any John Carpenter until 1988, Ichi the Killer, Mike Leigh, Figgis, Soderbergh, Lynch, Linklater, Kiyoshi Kurosawa's The Cure, Office Space, Danger Diabolik, American Movie, www.avgeeks.com, Grosse Point Blank, The Annivesary Party, Vampires Kiss, Gummo, The Apartment, The Goonies, Miami Blues, Hal Hartley, Yokai Monsters, Pippi Longstocking on the Seven Seas

Television:

Deadwood! It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Lost. The Office (BBC). Three's Company, The Electric Company, Dinner For Five. Wallace and Ladmo (Phoenix, AZ circa 77-83). Jacques Cousteau, The "ARTS" collage that is on all night on KCET or something rather.

Books:

Exploring The World Of Lucid Dreaming, Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground, Jorges Borges, Jack London, Lethem, Hakim Bey, Lautreamont, Bill Bryson

Heroes:

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