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Colonel Campos Heap

Fire Meat

About Me

Contributing Editor of FilmThreat.com. I enjoy eating from a feedbag and can often be found playing in the sprinklers or Krump dancing in front of public restrooms.

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My Interests

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Television:

Nathan Barley, Spaced, Brass Eye, Jam, Trailer Park Boys, Look Around You...and...

Books:

Glamorama, American Psycho, It, How to Survive a Robot Uprising, Notes of a Dirty Old Man, Maldoror, Girlfriend in a Coma, Valis, Sniglets, Porno

My Blog

Straight Up! For Reelz!

I'm on Dailies again this weekend on Reelzchannel. This week I struggle not to blurt out "man orifice." Reelzchannel
Posted by Colonel Campos Heap on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:13:00 PST

Labor Day Weekend Movie Bing Bong

Saw "Halloween" today and it just ain't no damn good. The first entire half of the flick is all Michael Myers backstory, making it more of a prequel than a remake. And this backstory does everything i...
Posted by Colonel Campos Heap on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:57:00 PST

Free the West Memphis 3!

Donations are urgently needed for the Damien Echols defense fund. Go here for more info>>> ...
Posted by Colonel Campos Heap on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:48:00 PST

What I wanted "Science of Sleep" To Be Like

This is it...Thai flick "Citizen Dog." Plays like a super cartoony Wong Kar Wai film..."Fallen Angels" to be more precise...but replace the violence with ultra-vibrant surreal imagery. ...
Posted by Colonel Campos Heap on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:55:00 PST

Staying in tonight with the Deadly Spawn

Nabbed a DVD copy of this at the Comic-Con and just fired it up. Amazing monster from the 80s, loaded with gore and bad attitude. I'm in such a good mood right now I can't stand it... ...
Posted by Colonel Campos Heap on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

Campos on Reelz this weekend - 08/10

I'm on Reelzchannel again this weekend. So check out Dailies and watch me flap my trap.http://www.reelzchannel.com/
Posted by Colonel Campos Heap on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:28:00 PST

More Campos on Reelzchannel - Thursday 08/02

Hello darlings - I'm going to be on Dailies once again on Thursday this week on Reelzchannel. Look out for the segment on viral marketing where I will be shooting my mouth off about Batman ...
Posted by Colonel Campos Heap on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:19:00 PST

And one more...

Dark Knight... ...
Posted by Colonel Campos Heap on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:42:00 PST

Comic-Con is over...but Im still being a nerd...

Dark Knight teaser ...
Posted by Colonel Campos Heap on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:35:00 PST

On the Reelz!

If any of yous out there has Reelzchannel, watch me this weekend on Dailies! I'll be on the roundtable segment called Reelz in the Round, talkin' about flicks and yo baby's mama. It begins airing Frid...
Posted by Colonel Campos Heap on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:33:00 PST