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About Me

Hi. My name is Kirk Stephen Hastings. And this is MySpace. Yeah, just got a pretty substantial promotion to OFFICE SALES MANAGER. No big deal. But EVERYBODY in the office now has to answer to me. Which is AWESOME. It was close. I was up against the other BIG CLOSER, Paul Wells (complete tool box). Anyway, after his old lady and I GOT BUSY, Paul freaked. So, now I'm in the CAT BIRD SEAT and he's a big stupid loser who can't close a deal to save his stupid little life. God, I'm glad I'm not him! Any-who. Now that I have the world by the tail, I've got time to devote to me. So, here I am, devoting it via MySpace. Check me out. I'll rock your world.
Kirk Stephen Hastings- Outside Sales Manager.

My Interests

Always interested in sealing the deal and "SEALING THE DEAL" if you know what I mean.

I'd like to meet:

Smart, funny people who like smart, funny movies.

Movies:

Books:

"Who Moved My Cheese?" and "Are You There God? It's Me Margaret"..... What? It's a good book.

Heroes:

Burt Reynolds. Its like the Bandit and I are the SAME person. It's kind of Weird.

My Blog

ORDER OUTSIDE SALES!!!

"The Caddyshack of office movies"... Film ThreatPICK IT UP TODAY!HILARIOUS INDIE FILM!TONS OF EXTRAS!Click here to but it today: OUTSIDE SALES on dvd!...
Posted by Outside Sales on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:19:00 PST

Great Review on DVD Verdict!

..Somehow The Office has made corporate comedy extremely cool; either that show or the comic strip Dilbert did. The indie comedy Outside Sales rides the wave of cubicle chic to provide the funny of se...
Posted by Outside Sales on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 06:43:00 PST

BUY OUTSIDE SALES ON DVD HERE!!!

Click here to order your copy now:But it on AMAZON!!...
Posted by Outside Sales on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:49:00 PST

OUTSIDE SALES AVAILABLE TODAY ON DVD

"OUTSIDE SALES" is out on DVD today. I want to thank all of you who have supported the film on the long road we've traveled... And for those of you who don't feel you've supported us on the long...
Posted by Outside Sales on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:58:00 PST

OUTSIDE SALES WANTS YOU!!!!!!

Supporter of "Outside Sales"?Supporter of independent film?Go to your Netflix or Blockbuster online and save "Outside Sales" to your queue!It's easy. It's free and it supports the movie.OR if you TO...
Posted by Outside Sales on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:41:00 PST

PRE-ORDER OUTSIDE SALES!

..tr> PRE-ORDER OUTSIDE SALES! "Outside Sales" can now be pre-ordered through AMAZON. COM! "OUTSIDE SALES is solid comedy right out of the gate ...It's like the CADDYSHACK...
Posted by Outside Sales on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:25:00 PST

"Outside Sales" and Echo Bridge

Coming soon through Anywhere Road Films and Echo Bridge Entertainment!Echo Bridge website...
Posted by Outside Sales on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:06:00 PST

DISTRIBUTION!

"Outside Sales" has signed a deal with Anywhere Road Distribution. Look for it on DVD shelves this Summer!
Posted by Outside Sales on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:47:00 PST

A response to my critics.

So, I got my quarterly "review" yesterday. You may have noticed that I put these things: " " around the word "review". That's because I use that term LOOSELY. It seems that some of ...
Posted by Outside Sales on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 04:18:00 PST

Oklahoma City

As some of you may or may not know, I LOVE Burt Reynolds. It's not that I'm a super fan (I'm not one of THOSE psycho's), it's just that I feel Burt and I are like kindred spirits, soul mate...
Posted by Outside Sales on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:29:00 PST