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The newest Flick from Hack Movies, "Colonel Kill Motherfuckers", is closin in on our Eye nuggets faster then a Transexual Hookers Cock Piece aimed at your sweet virgin buttle! Check out the Video action below and hit up some www.HackMovies.com to support some wicked ass movie shit Yo!

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Dead Shit

Dead Shit follows the exploits of Nixon and Hogan. Two unemployed, haplyess stoners who somehow keep finding themselves on the recieving end of a serious supernatural fuckstorm!

In The Talisman of tikinaya our two lovable thugs somehow find themselves in the middle of some kind of zombie apocalypse, but all is not as it seems. there's some heinous magic afoot, and before long, Nixon and Hogan are asshole deep in a plot so thick with twist and turns, your eyeballs will turn backwards and fall the fuck right out of your bitch-face!

DVD Special Features include:

-3 Audio Commentaries
-Behind the Scenes featurette
-Bloopers
-and more!

Dream Reaper

The Greatest Rock n’ Roll band ever, Dream Reaper, must defend their awesomeness against a force from the nether realm so ridiculous that you have to see it to believe it!

DVD Special Features include:
-Intro by Kevin Strange and the Hack Crew
-Blooper Reel
-Specail FX Tutorial by Kevin Strange
-Feature Length Audio Commentary from the Hack Crew

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And last but certainly not least, we proudly announce the 1 year anniversary "Jerk Off Edition" Dream Reaper DVD release! That's no bullshit, it's been a year since the crude, offensive, and downright hilarious Dream Reaper was forcefully aborted into existence!

This crazy Jerk Off Edition contains TWO brand new Commentary tracks, including a 1 year retrospective from Kevin Strange, as well as a hilarious fan commentary from those crazy ass horror hounds from DEADPIT Radio, The Creepy Kentuckian and Uncle Bill!
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