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Stalking Santa

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Millions of people believe in him. Thousands claim to have seen him. But only one man is foolish enough to try to prove his existence.

In this offbeat comedy, self-proclaimed "Santologist" Dr. Lloyd Darrow (Chris Clark) will stop at nothing to take on government conspiracy, corporate supression and phony mall Santas--all in pursuit of the world's oldest yuletide enigma. Shot in the tradition of "The Office" and "Arrested Developement," STALKING SANTA redefines the holiday movie.
With emotional (and financial) support from his perplexed wife Barbara (Lisa Clark), and with dysfunctional devotion from his needy intern Clarence (Daryn Tufts), and despite growing resentment from his 12- year old son Keith (Simon Taylor), Lloyd is determined to reveal the truth.
It's an obsession that lands him finding out Santa-linked phenomenas such as the heiroglyphics of Egypt, the Roswell crash and the Town Center Shopping Plaza in Polka City, OH (to name a few)--an obsession that just might cost him his family, his sanity and his self-respect.
Running Time: 82 minutes.

My Interests



Dr. Lloyd Darrow here, Professional Santologist and researcher of all things Yuletide. My life's work involves the study of the one we all know as Santa Claus, the one who sees us when we're sleeping and knows when we're awake. Are the legends real? Is the Santa Clause notion just a conspiracy produced by toy companies to weasel money away from parents? Is he simply just a government Ho-Ho-Hoax? Well that's what I plan to find out.

I'd like to meet:

Other Santa Clause enthusiasts, exposists, conspirators, believers, nonbelievers, etc.

Music:

Original Score by Kem Kraft

And all those jolly Christmas songs are great, too.

Books:

The Night Before Christmas

Santa: An Expose

Reindeer and Why They Fly

106 Ways to Catch an Elf

Cookies and Milk: A Diet for Champions

Heroes:

Robert Walters and Aaron Garner. Don't know who they are? Visit the T.E.R.D. website.