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coach schnider

ben franklin is the DEVIL

About Me

MEGAN ELIZABETH FORD- artist -illustrator - fulltime student/model professional crape hound -interview on " life after death'" painting series here http://www.glubdub.com/index.php?option=com_content&task =view&id=190&Itemid=10027&ed=1"the fall of the elephants" c. megan elizabeth ford 2008"veil" life after death series 2007"supper" life after death series 2007I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Amy Winehouse - c.megan.elizabeth.ford2008" Clinton/Obama" c. megan.elizabeth.ford 2008:) nice to meet you!, megan elizabeth ford - 15th-16th c. western painting, making oils paintings, making Horror FX props and making things bloody @ S.O.T.A fx, animatronics, puppets, gore films, harleys, & my sexy mexican!!!

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet oingo boingo god damnit - when they reuinite and play a show for me in my bathtub

Music:

mister bungle, clutch, tomahawk, lovage, dootle town pipers, oingo boingo, edith piaf

Movies:

i'm a film fanatic - but good shit w/ blood and tits... u know what i hate? romantic comedys.. wtf are those movies? everytime i go to a theatre and i'm behind a couple.. the chick will say " etc whatever romantic bs is out that week" and i see the guy.. drop his head down low & sigh - sucks for them!! i'll try to think of my top 10 favorite movies nightmare on elm street, labyrinth, the dark crystal, return to oz, videodrome, total recall, rosemary's baby, meet the feebles, heavenlyt creatures, halloween

Television:

THE SIMPSONS, brass eye, msnbc, young ones, bottom, spaced, jam

Books:

"I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim" - frida "Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live"- bukowski

Heroes:

franklin p. 3 (my son)

My Blog

model for my paintings

do you want to be immortal too? message me if you're interested in being painted - i'm only looking for females - if you're hot w/ tatoos message me! you can be immortalized w/ oil paint!! :D and don'...
Posted by coach schnider on Sat, 17 May 2008 04:02:00 PST

blogspot

created a blogspot account as my new resume' portfolio for my art - if you are interested in checking in and keeping up on my new work w/better images - keep my new blogspot bookmarked! i will also ha...
Posted by coach schnider on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:39:00 PST

"transformations" thanks for coming! want to buy the art still? look here!

thanks so much to everyone who came out to " transformations" in riverside this weeked. we had a wonderful turnout and its always good to see a load of tatoo artists making cool paintings! if you were...
Posted by coach schnider on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:09:00 PST

"life after death series" interveiw on glubdub.com~!!

http://www.glubdub.com/index.php?option=com_content&task =view&id=190&Itemid=10027&ed=1   hi! if you are interested in reading about my series "life after death" read my interview ...
Posted by coach schnider on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:49:00 PST

25 years old on friday.....

divmain{overflow:visible;} ________________________so yeah, i can rent a car as of tmrw.. i don't want to - but i can.. do you ever wonder why they reserve that for 25?? its like.. after 2...
Posted by coach schnider on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:06:00 PST

NO YOU’RE A FREAK

we hit up the bed potatoe style tonight after a long day of sweaty ballin work painting beautiful naked people..... & we were smacked in the face with Kevin Neiland and some ho' - w/ that ' funny comm...
Posted by coach schnider on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:36:00 PST

good riddens to bad rubblish

i fucken hate these 2 bitches i used to know since i was in gradeschool.. fuck them and their blonde bobble headed trionic biatch - seriuosly.. after 10 yrs of freindship, one fucked me off for not w...
Posted by coach schnider on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:08:00 PST

The Howling II -my sister is a wearwolf: the Conan editition

Holy shit balls!!! - i saw the end of the best/worst movie of all time last night - the howling 2! holf fuck balls it was so hillarious - the end credits.. did it like return of the living dead, were ...
Posted by coach schnider on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:41:00 PST

i’m being burried alive....

i usually delete my blogs, because i don't like reading my own ventifications after the fact:my cars fucked, since sunday - got screwed out of $500 from a mechanic, then to the dealer, who has to fix ...
Posted by coach schnider on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:17:00 PST

SWELLED UP -

wow, i havnt been able to take my ebrel shot for 3 weeks, and i couldnt wait another day. my right elbow ( draw/ paint arm :( ) has swollen so much its constantly @ a 45 degree angle. its so painful &...
Posted by coach schnider on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:43:00 PST