Factiods:
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
I’m also a firm believer in the healing power of pancakes.
Every time I go to IKEA by myself I get lost. The last time I went there I got a map and I still got lost. So I’m totally down with the buddy system. I guess I'm just so confused at how the Swedish Meatballs seem to be the managers special every time I go in there, or perhaps I’m just a retard.
Tito Jackson is currently working on my autobiography entitled "When Wild Pug Roamed the Earth!!"
I have a certified root beer addiction. I really can not stand any other soft drinks but I would inject root beer into my left eye ball if I could only find clean syringe.
If I die I want to be buried in tuporwear and have "exexcuted by Ming" engraved on my tombstone.
I am currently undefeated at air hockey, so don’t even go there unless your into that humiliation thing. Which, by the way reminds me I’m a sore loser but an even worse winner; so I tend to stay away from games.
more to come
