THIS JUST IN: I LOVE CHECKING THE MAIL.
The suck part is that I had to steal the suck part from the Dingle.
AND I MISS MY CUPCAKE.
AND MAKE MY CHICKEN DINNER FASTER!
and i am of the
P A N T Y C A R T E L
and i have the butt of a boy scout
and i'm just another Jane on the make.
and i LOVE all this change.
and i can twist me a whole lot weirder than you can.
and i just got a little more sad than i was before
and i then got even happier than i thought
and i love firecrackers...bottle rockets and roman candles, to be precise.
and i'll share my toothbrush.
and i'm that kind of girl.
and i'm not sure how i feel about pseudo albinos
and i'm thinking my way thin
and i'm waiting for the bump
and i'm sweating it out
and i'm in love with RED
and i LOVE when they think they know, but they don't
and i LOVE when they think we're selfish, but we're not
and for the record, it's an oscar, not a wiener.
and i'm a fan of people that entertain my inquiries with friendly conversation
and i'm accident prone
and that includes (but is not limited to) CUTTING, spilling, falling, burning, ouching and breaking
and i trip a lot.
and it sounds like this - WOAH!, fuck..
and i'm a runner not a fighter
and i have lost my balance.
and i have the worst memory ever
and i'll save your life if you'll let me
and i still love travel size anythings
and i started wearing my retainers again
and i LOVE DRIVING
and i LOVE SCREAMING while i'm driving
and i like making out
and i like making it
and i appreciate table manners
and i sleep on the couch
and i jump on the bed
and i have to rock myself to sleep
and i sleep violently and with the lights on
and i sometimes wonder if maybe i just died
and i somewhere in a different here just keep on going
and i know chelsea mourning knows what i mean
and i have no problem putting the same song on repeat
*and i like my bottom patted*
and i'm still gassy
and i'm even gassier, now
and i think i hurt myself a little bit
and i may have just hurt myself even more
ho hum
