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matt manser

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About Me

Sometimes I tell jokes to people:Other times I make videos with people: See more funny videos at Funny or Die See more funny videos at Funny or Die .. Inventors on FunnyOrDie.com ..And other times I do other things.

MADATOMS - WHY IS IT THE 90’S AGAIN? by Matt Manser - Artist: Alia Dolphin
http://www.madatoms.com/ee01/site/blog/why-is-it-t...



MADATOMS - SONGS THE CANDIDATES SHOULD BE USING by Matt Manser - Artist: Edwin Servaas
http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/songs-the-candid...

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My Blog

Controversy Erupts over New Yorker Cover depicting Obama as a Cartoon Character

Barack Obama's campaign is condemning as "tasteless and offensive" a New Yorker magazine cover because it depicts Obama and wife Michelle as two-dimensional cartoon drawings, instead of as the three-d...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:23:00 GMT

Jesse Jackson Apologizes for Obama "Nuts" Comment Because It Didnt Rhyme

The following is a transcription of Jesse Jackson's apology after the reverend was caught on a Fox News microphone saying "I want to cut (Barack Obama's) nuts off."I deeply and humbly apologize to Bar...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:11:00 GMT

Song Lyrics I Wrote as a Teenager

As an emotionally repressed teenager, I found that the best way to deal with a rough patch was to write some completely awesome song lyrics! I recently found some of these song lyrics, and thought I ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:37:00 GMT

Personality Test!

Ever wanted to know what type of person you are? Well, find out with my brand-new, super-quick personality test! It's fun, and you just might learn a little about yourself.Remember, answer honestly....
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:51:00 GMT

The Arcade Fire and The Black-Eyed Peas

Last night I dreamed that The Arcade Fire and The Black-Eyed Peas were the same band. I was listening to "Keep the Car Running" and thought "This is a really good song! It's so weird that this is by...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 14:12:00 GMT

Back to the Future and VH1 Classic

In addition to taking several naps yesterday, I also coped with cold/gas-leak-induced fatigue by watching Back to the Future. And even though I love that movie, I also think it's partially to blame f...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:58:00 GMT

Sleeping while your apartment has a gas leak is not a great idea

So I have a cold now. I cough, have a sore throat, and get really tired easily. There might be something going around, but it probably doesn't help that Monday night I fell asleep in my new apartmen...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:44:00 GMT

Kenny Rogers - "The Last Ten Years"

I used to have a great job in the music industry, working for Kenny Rogers. Okay, I cooked chicken at one of his restaurants. Close enough. (They sure had some damn fine cornbread too.)Today I saw ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 20:25:00 GMT

In case you missed my bulletin, here's some NYE pics!

I've got some great pictures from the New Year's Eve Party! First, here's one of me! I may not look it, but I'm having a great time!And here's Laura Condi, hyper as always:Here's Erik Charles Nielse...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:18:00 GMT

My Stance on Tamales

The only tamales I will eat are free tamales.
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:37:00 GMT