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About Me

Well, I like music, comedy, tattoos, pirates, movies and food. I can't live without good coffee, my delicious bed and laughter. I enjoy a good hike and a good nap and I HATE spiders and LIARS (liars are made of spiders you know). My score on The Classic Dames Test :

Rosalind Russell
(You scored 21% grit, 52% wit, 33% flair, and 7% class!)

You are one wise-cracking lady, always quick with a clever remark and easily able to keep up with the quips and puns that come along with the nutty situations you find yourself in. You're usually able to talk your way out of any jam, and even if you can't, you at least make it more interesting with your biting wit. You can match the smartest guy around line for line, and you've got an open mind that allows you to get what you want, even if you don't recognize it at first. Your leading men include Cary Grant and Clark Gable, men who can keep up with you.

My Interests

What Kristen Means
K is for Kitten

R is for Rascal

I is for Infinite Love

S is for Sugar Lips

T is for Tator Tot

E is for Enchantment

N is for Nut Butter What's Your Pet Name?
Your Inner Retro Girl Is
1950s Pinup What Retro Girl Are You?

I'd like to meet:

people who like to laugh and ROCK!! And a pirate.
Your Pirate Name Is...
Dirty Buxom Betty What's Your Pirate Name?

Music:

Just about everything from Benny Goodman to the Beastie Boys...but I'm kinda old school...Sinatra, Johnny Cash, Etta James, Louis Prima, Keely Smith, old rockabilly, punk...Old 97's and Rhett Miller...Western Swing, METAL!!! and of course, Black Rattle!! BUY THIS DVD!!! IT COULD NOT ROCK HARDER!!!
You Are Gwen Stefani!
All guys dream about you
And all the girls want to be you
"Sappy pathetic little me
That was the girl I used to be" Who's Your Inner Rock Chick? I think you call that a Mull-ador Brian has there...either way it's both terrifying and awesome all at once.

Movies:

Everything by Robert Rodriguez, About a Boy, How to Marry a Millionaire, Made, Oceans Eleven (both versions), An American in Paris, Guys & Dolls, Anything with Cary Grant or Gene Kelly, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Spinal Tap, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Napoleon Dynamite, anything with pirates or gangsters...most Blake Edwards films...anything directed by Mel Brooks or Martin Scorcese. Why Gene Kelly is my hero..... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Project Runway, Top Chef, Family Guy, Ghost Hunters, Dead Famous, Friday Night Lights, The Office (BBC and NBC) My Name is Earl, Design on a Dime, and pretty much any documentary about ghosts, gangsters or pirates...YAR!!

Books:

mmmm...delicious debauchery done right!!

...Everything my brother has written and will write (He's Just Not That Into You and It's Called A Breakup Because It's Broken) A Million Little Pieces and My Friend Leonard by James Frey, THE DIRT by Motley Crue anything by David Sedaris, Confederacy of Dunces, Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, all books by Edward Gorey, everything that Nick Hornby writes...and super gossipy old school Hollywood dishy trash!

Heroes:

my grandma

My Blog

My New Apartment!!

This is just like my dating life: it looks great on paper...I absolutely can't get over this place! Here is the listing:And here is the place:It looks like a condemned meth lab in Riverside. AND TH...
Posted by kristen on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:33:00 PST

Spring!

I LOVE this time of year. There is nothing like the first warm evening of the year when the air is heavy with the scent of Night Blooming Jasmine. It is truly the scent of happiness for me. The she...
Posted by kristen on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:37:00 PST

My First REAL Premier

So Greg invites me to go to the Click premier with him on Wednesday...was I excited? yes becasue this was the first time I was going to get to see my bro do the Red Carpet. Now, it's not the Academy ...
Posted by kristen on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:02:00 PST

Only Because Stephanie Asked...

Okay, I've been "tagged." The rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird things/habits about yourself". In the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list...
Posted by kristen on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:11:00 PST

Help a Brother out...

...my brother!! Go here: http://www.comedycentral.com/events/SUSD/ and VOTE!!! thanks and love KB
Posted by kristen on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 05:24:00 PST

Mitch Hedberg - R.I.P.

Today is a very sad day. Mitch was the kind of funny that you never saw coming and were left craving after it had gone. He had a huge heart; he could remember your name after one brief meeting, ...
Posted by kristen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HJNTIY...the Revoloution

So I'm in the new WeHo Target today frantically searching for my Method Vanilla Cream scented candles (oh my GOD they rock!) and I overhear 2 guys talking about a date one of them went on. Aparently,...
Posted by kristen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A little more about me...

I saw this on someone else's blog and decided to copy it and put my own answers...feel free to do the same. I Am What I Am I KNOW: life is what you make it I HAVE: an amazing family and gr...
Posted by kristen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some stuff about me...

Some facts about me. FIRSTS Who was your first best friend?: Betsy Braghetta What was the first album you owned?: Peter Frampton Alive Who was your first crush?: Greg Merriman What was you...
Posted by kristen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I gotta sit back...

There is so much going on at the moment, and yet so little. I stumbled across another blog on this site of a woman who for the moment shall remain nameless but who inspired me to start writing again b...
Posted by kristen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST