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Travesty of Epic Proportions

Rise now and drive your cart over the bones of the dead...

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Night Watch

Hi there, if you are bored enough to read this I might as well give you something to do. GO SEE NIGHT WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!! its this russian movie about vampires and shape shifters and other people with s...
Posted by Travesty of Epic Proportions on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:02:00 PST

Bleh

Wow. People say that your life gets better as it goes on, they must have been rich from birth. I'm so fucked from eight ways from sunday that my head is spun round and I'm getting dizzy from the motio...
Posted by Travesty of Epic Proportions on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 07:05:00 PST

The final dayz of being 20

This is the third to last day of being twenty. Two fuckin decades and ive definitely been through some shit that tested me. Here's to the next decade of my life and the legal ability to drink alcohol!...
Posted by Travesty of Epic Proportions on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:29:00 PST

cheese with that?

So many fuckin sandwiches! ive made more in the past five days than i have in the past five years! oh well a job's a job and ill get paid soon,omg i have to save it! wtf mate!
Posted by Travesty of Epic Proportions on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 10:49:00 PST

New Job

Yo Yo Yo What it do Bitches? I gots me a job! I'm gonna be a sandwich artist and delivery boy for the Jimmy John's near SMU! Imagine me working near all those yuppies! I fuckin hate yuppies! I'm gonna...
Posted by Travesty of Epic Proportions on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 04:32:00 PST

CRAP!!!!

Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck (say fast three times) I'm suspended from UNT for a semester OOPS! This shit sucks.
Posted by Travesty of Epic Proportions on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 04:30:00 PST

A Zombie Xmas

Merry fuckin xmas bitches! This is my first ever blog. I hate that fuckin word 'blog' whatever Im watchin Land of the Dead i got it for xmas hells yeah some dude just got blown to bits after he ripped...
Posted by Travesty of Epic Proportions on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:13:00 PST