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About Me

I really am not good at this so here goes... I use people in order to get the things that I want, like cotton candy and ju-ju bees. If thats even how you spell it. I lie all the time to everyone in order to get my political opinions across so we can eventually go to war with China. I am deep down a horrible person with a bad attitude that you really don't want to know. I trip children and stab old ladies with my umbrella. I stalk people and cover myself in their used underwear that I find in the trash. I like to write songs that are insulting and sound terrible. I live in a cross-town shanty and am responsible for the extinction of drive in theaters and durable furniture. I pledge allegiance to everything that you hate and don't understand. I drive an s.u.v and tailgate people in poor weather. I wear extremely large sunglasses while texting all my friends in traffic and when you look at me I make a disgusted face because you are ugly. I am sheik, successful and self-important. I have no room for you as a friend because I have too many already and they are all drama. I have naked pictures of myself that you don't want to see because I will charge you forever for them. My trash is your treasure. You live in the filth that I throw away. I am never responsible and even If I was I wouldn't care because I don't have to. I don't read books or appreciate art. I am eternally watching reality television and don't know who the fuck "Gilgamesh" is. I am on here to meet people that I can eventually get rid of. If you just want to "hook-up" move on, cause I aint no booty call! This layout was handmade with love by my ass Go get one!
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This is what happens when a Libra has a stage and black men who sing well.

Half Baked rehab clip
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JABLONSKI WISHES HE CAN STROBE LIKE THIS MUTHA!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Strangers that I will regret meeting. Socially progressive monks. Hostile call-center employee's. People who don't give a damn. Little buddies. Reality television stars who lack personality. Talk show hosts. Losers. Freaks. People who stare blankly in college libraries. Astronomers. Furniture. Pets that are under the weather. People who talk to themselves in traffic. People with lots of hair in their noses. People with tremendous egos. People who can tell me what I have speled wrong. Indigenous basketball players. Science fiction authors with extremely low self-confidence. Hospitals. Make-up specialists that can hide their emotions in lipstick. Abusers of all types of things. Tourists. People who think that they are better than me in secret. Taxi drivers, communists. People who participate in orgy's. Bill Murray. Charlton Heston. Provocative meter-maids. The sick individual that operates the Jim Henson inspired puppet known as "Oprah" and Aliens that mock me.MY FRIENDS ARE ON RANDOM SO LETS KEEP IT ZIPPED MY BROTHERS

My Blog

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE;

Spring is springing and the birds are singing and I am sitting at home looking out my window with my birds dangling down two stories towards the sewer covers. Heavy they are like my heart. The traffic...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:45:00 GMT

THE INTRUDER>

How did you get in my room? If you don't leave I will call the police! Wait, aren't you that guy from the television that likes to dress up like woman? Well I suppose you can stay as long as you scrub...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:13:00 GMT

NOT COUNTING YOU>

There really is no way to be sane these days. The proof is in the pudding or putting on upon by the waitress refilling Parmesan containers. A girl named Bella who is lovely and is beautiful in attitud...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:56:00 GMT

CAPPS LOCKE>

For some reason my left pinky finger has been stuck on that ole "SHIFT" button for quite a while now. "Its not my fault. I'm not the cause of it all". Thats what God said in a song I heerd when I was ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:59:00 GMT

HAPPINESS IS BREASTS!

Seriously, where would you rather be?Between two pillows or between two cheeks?Happiness is Breasts!Let it be known!Ring the bell of freedom for baggies without bone!If you gott'em just let'em hang ou...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:06:00 GMT

OMNIDIRECTIONAL THOUGHTS> THE IRREPROACHABLE RESPECT>

There is a palace of light just behind the old Campos lady holding the receipts to all my dreams. In this palace our hours have been dispersed into frenzy phone call trauma. Emergency room nurses havi...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 03:02:00 GMT

STEP FATHER STEP> THE CONCLUSION OF REASON

Step Father, Step.Just take a step toward Mother Superior and hand her that gun.The brain washing her hair is most circumstantial.Moonrakers have faked it in comic book GoddessesDraped in semantics by...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:27:00 GMT

FREE SEX!< FREE FOOD!< FREE MONEY!<

It seems to work for everyone else..Now in order to redeem your free sex you have to buy me dinner, then you will have to give me twenty thousand dollars in unmarked bills that have been stained with ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:29:00 GMT

DIRTY SECOND DAY NOT BATHING AND FEELING ILL ENOUGH TO PURK>

Sickness is relative to the central theme of your imagination.Its worse when its fuckin one hundred degrees outside with high humidity.My sheets are stuck to the tissues left in my bed and my bed is s...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:23:00 GMT

THE QUICKEST WAY TO SAVE YOUR ASS SOME MONEY

The recent explosion of worry and jobless little people with sad faces is making me angry. Therefore, I have a simple solution. Buy a pricing gun! It's worth the investment. Get a cheap pricing gun fr...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:02:00 GMT