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Tits McGee

Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here?

About Me


Let's see.. what's there to say about me? Random facts I suppose? According to my dear friend Jennifer Lynn, I'm a walking, talking "movie generator." I walk around spittin quotes from movies. Pure boredom I guess. I just likes me some movies. If ya can't think of a movie, see me. Bitch. It's prolly cuz I hate to watch TV. Aint shit good on. Sure, there's a few select shows that I'll put on once in a while but not often.
Music. Love, LOVE, L.O.V.E. music. I know a lot of it too. Wide ass variety son! Can't get down with the country tho. My bad, maybe one of these days. Love anything else tho. Can't sing for shit, however. But I do. Man do I sing. Sometimes I kinda feel bad for whoever's around me cuz I know what's comin outta these vocals isn't too appealing to the ear. That, I cannot help. Sometimes ya just gotta sing. Dance? Haha no. Can't dance. But that's not why I hate the club cuz booooooy do I hate "The Club." Any of my loves can tell you that. I just can't stand the people I guess. The whole atmosphere - not my thing.
Alcohol is my friend. I'm not an alcoholic. But I am a drunk. Fuck you - I'm Irish. And there's nothing more that needs to be said about that. Ton of good memories from the "ShitShack." We've all been there. Yes, yes, I can hold my liquor. Quite well, actually for my 5'1 1/2" stature. Jealous? Should be. Actually, nah it costs a lot of money to hold your liqs. Money well spent if ya ask me. =]
I have a foul mouth. Truck driver's mouth. I don't care. I'm a lady but not a fucking saint. If you're around me and my foul language offends, here is my apology. But my words are honest and raunchy. And creative too, if I may say so myself. And usually, topic of conversation always finds a way to relate itself to sex and sexual acts. One-track mind.
I dont know what I want to do with my life. Yet. My mind is always changing and I can't do anything to stop that, now can I? I don't know what I want to do for a career. I don't know if I want to have kids. I'm not sure if I even wanna get married. I'm just gonna take my shit one day at a time and let the chips fall where they may. I don't like pressure so get off my back. I've decided to take a "break" from school, which usually means I quit, but I don't know yet. I know, I know, I need to start making some decisions but you know what I say? I'm fucking 22 and I don't care if I was 82 and haven't decided what to do with myself. It will happen when it happens. Don't know about having kids cuz right now, I don't have the patience for a damn kid.
Life'll throw ya for a loop every now and then and something will happen that you never thought was possible. Sometimes it's for the better, sometimes it's for the worse. My life, right now, is VERY slowly falling into place and I love every minute of it. I have had some pretty terrible luck in the past but no one ever said it would be easy. I know what I'm talking about and that's all that matters.
I'm just me and that's all I can be and that will NEVER CHANGE.
Why everything that's sposed to be bad make me feel so good? Everything they told me not to is exactly what I would. Man I tried to stop, man, I tried the best I could but...
You Make Me Smile With My Heart

My Interests

Basically, everyone tells me I'm crazy. Let it fuckin be then. I just like to have f.u.n. with everything. If it aint fun, it aint worth it. I'm a sarcastic ass, smart ass, punk ass bitch and I love it. I talk shit to everyone. My bad. It's all luv baby! Eh, fuck it - I come from a crazy ass family. We all act the same. And I fuckin love the shit outta them cool ass beings. Do anything for 'em. My family and friends are exact equals, minus the whole bloodline thing, ya dig? So with that in mind, if I'm "crazy," my bitches are crazy too and that would be why they're my bitches, right? Throw it up for the Fab*5! You already know and if you don't, well.. sucks to be you. Nah, but I'd do anything for any of my friends. Who wouldn't? You wouldn't exactly be a "friend" then would you? A friend in need is a friend, indeed and I'll never leave a friend out in the cold. Bet on that.

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My Blog

10 Things I Hate About You...

I hate the way you talk to meand the way you cut your hairI hate the way you drive my carI hate it when you stareI hate your big dumb combat bootsand the way you read my mindI hate you so much it make...
Posted by Tits McGee on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:25:00 PST

Eff. Tee. Double You.

FUCK THE WORLD!!! I'm pissed off at the world right now so this is my public outcry - FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Tits McGee on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:44:00 PST

#41

Come and see I swear by now I'm playing time against my troubles I'm coming slow but speeding Do you wish a dance and while I'm in the front The play on time is won But the difficulty is coming here I...
Posted by Tits McGee on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:32:00 PST

my ambitionz az ah party girl!

sooo.. i'm a party girl. what's it to you? HAH! yes. i like to get drunk. yes. i like to have me some fun. as much as possible, by the way. on some for real shit though? i'm down for whatever, wheneve...
Posted by Tits McGee on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:12:00 PST

In Spite Of the World

I woke up from this dream to find that I was sleeping,so I went back to sleep and I dreamed I was awake.I locked myself inside but you were on the outside.I stood outside and watch...
Posted by Tits McGee on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:11:00 PST

vibrators do a better job ANYWAY!!

so i was gonna say something about this the other day but i decided it was pointless. then i spoke to a friend and she had the same thing on her mind [for other reasons]. i dont know what made me thin...
Posted by Tits McGee on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:46:00 PST

29 Random Things About Yours Truly

29 RANDOM THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU.1.the nickname "Bubbles" was NOT started because the size of my ass2.my left index finger was bit off by a rabbit when i was 4 and then sewn back on3.i li...
Posted by Tits McGee on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:32:00 PST

a night out with my creator

so i've come to the conclusion that i can't keep up when it comes to drinking with my pops [30+ year veteran]. thanks to old dad, i missed class last night, work today, and class tonight. i'm really g...
Posted by Tits McGee on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:43:00 PST

THE KiiD iiS GETTiiN OLD SON!!

yes yes it's that time of the year again when ya girl gets another year older. it's all good tho cause she's on her *grown n sexii* status right about now! so i'm puttin this out there for whoever wan...
Posted by Tits McGee on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:44:00 PST

One of these days..

..i want to.. [ write a book ] [ ride in a hot air balloon ] [ hug a panda ] [ write a song or two ] [ swim with the dolphins ] [ invent something ] [ meet all my living relatives ] [ find a fossil ] ...
Posted by Tits McGee on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:38:00 PST