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Tank Girl

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About Me


Click to see Video My Journal fucking, kick me, shoot me, burn me, tax me, rob me, dissect me, insult me, scold me, enslave me, brainwash me, drop your fuckin dirty bombs on me, send me to bed early, and implant me with your shitty little devices....but don't you ever touch my tank and don't you ever believe that you own one tiny fucking piece of my life.understand?so without any further doings, lets plunge right in and check out the goodies and shit..... I care a lot about my ladies and i'm all about the 90's Girl Power. Please bring back the 90's with a smile, we miss it. I don't take shit and i know for the most part who i am. Been told i got a good head on my shoulders, so i'd like to believe it. I'm all about deep talks and long walks, i know it's cheesey but that's what i'm made out of. i base my life around connection with myself and others, internet isn't the best place for that, but it helps me meet more people. To be honest right now in my life i really don't want much to do with boys in general, so sorry if i'm a bitch to you sweethearts...doesn't mean that you should stop tryin. i'm in love with L7 and i want to bring them back from the somewhat dead. all i wanna write bout this for now...i'll catch up with you folks later. much love. WHAT A FuCKIN LEZBO You can call me Tank, Tanky, Tank Girl, whatever the fuck. I AM A VERY BIG DORRRRRRK. u might see me roaming the streets of down town portland...it's what i love to do. I'm set on making Tank Girls World Wide. Here, let me explain. Tank Girls, well....it's only for girls ofcourse. If you're a girl that loves to destroy, make chaos, fight, vandalise, kick anyones ass that messes with you, pretty easy going, and loves to drink....then consider yourself a Tank Girl. NO you are NOT Tank Girl, cuz i am....yesh...i am the leader of the pack *vroom vroom*, but you are one of us. join the club if you feel fit....but don't expect us to like you. I need more followers! we will rule. tell me if ur in. Yep...that's really all i wanna write...if u wanna know more fucking ask me. [IMG]http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7198/taintedlove15rk .jpg[/IMG] i can be very sexual. i can shut down whenever i want. i can be out of control. i can be a lazy ass bitch. i can eat tacos better than anyone. i can write helen keller on my chest when i'm excited. i love the quadratic formula. i'm emotional. i've got a big heart. i've got strange trust issues. i fart a lot. i'm allergic to wheat and dairy therefor i don't eat any. i'm very anemic. don't worry baby. i'm a spur of the moment kinda gall. i can play my hippy music. i can write silly songs. i live in the moment. i like to sleep. i love movies. live life in movie quotes. i like hanging around the rejects. i like sitting on the street smokin till someone moves me along. yeah....i'm done for now. MY tank is small, sleek, smooth and low - about the same size and shape as the re-modelled mini cooper. Two super-grip tank tracks mean that I can drive up a near vertical wall if I get a good run up. A short, stumpy cannon protrudes just beyond the front of the bonnet and it's loading hatch sits obstructively between me and my shotgun partner. A range of tiny halogen, neon and L.E.D. lights on the overhead display help me to keep a tight check on the engine and brake systems. My name is Tank Girl. P.S. don't fucking tell me how you like the TG movie, or how i remind you of that, i almost strictly go by the comics cuz the movie was arse and didn't protray her well at all. THANKS.

My Interests

I KISS GIRLS ASSHOLE!Tank Girl, Music, Modeling (not the mainstream kind!), girls, cheesey fries, pizza, coffee, comic books, dyke shows, the sreets, free food, movies, rats, cats, tight pants, mini stretch skirts, old smelly T-shirts, smelly/dirty girls, girl sweat, cunt, beetle juice, Neurotically Yours, nny, skanking, metal (not the music), dead babies, guns, tanks, blood, punk chicks, tattoos, piercings, traveling, REAL people, cult films, space bags, train hoppin, John Waters, Lloyd Kaufman, my lady love

I'd like to meet:

girls, girls, girls. punk chix. and uh...more girlies....and maybe sum tank girls too. chicken bone man guy. Powdered Toast Man! Mister Horse

Music:

Sonic Youth, X-ray Spex, X, Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, Buzzcocks, Dead Kennedys, Cyndi Lauper, The Epoxies, The Gossip, Team Dresch, Third Sex, Butt Trumpet, Misfits (old stuff), 7 Year Bitch, Hole, Joan Jett, Dressy Bessy, Cat Power, L7, Lunachicks, Jack Off Jill, Shannon Wright, Gravy Train, MSI, Portis Head, The Beatles, Operation Ivy, The Germs, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, distillers, Ramones, Billy Idol, Christian Death, Nina Hagen, Kaia, Linda Perry, Julie Ruin, The Dresden Dolls, John Hiatt, Dolly Parton, garbage, show me the pink, tracy + the plastics, Blatz, The Faint, Tegan and Sara, The Postal Service, The HorrorPops, Patti Smith, Pat Benatar, Avenue D, Her Space Holiday

Movies:

Trainspotting, Run Lola Run, City of the lost children, Tank girl, Amy and Jaguar, Amelie, The Goonies, Ginger Snaps (just the beggining though), The 5th Element, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Believer, Life in the Fast Lane, Freeway 2, Gummo, Big Fish, Party Monster, Desperate Living, Polyester, Pink Flamingos, Cecil B. Demented, Toxic Avenger, Toxic Avenger IV, I Spit On Your Grave, Nowhere, Mondo Trasho, Female troubles, Class of Nuke Em High, Doom Generation, Time Square, Mean Girls, Million Dollar Hotel, Dummy

Television:

Ren and Stimpy! I LOVE RUBBER NIPPLES.
I am Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

Books:

Geek Love

Heroes:

Haley you will always be in my heart.SKAT!!!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUU TANK GIRL!!!!!!SUE CATWOMAN THE TOXIC AVENGER!!!!Edith Massey Divine

My Blog

Tank Girl in Europe!

Hello all, right now i am in Leipzig, which is in East germany. Next week i will be Munich for a week. July 15th i'm on my way to The Netherlands for a little less than a month, and then in August i ...
Posted by Tank Girl on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 03:21:00 PST

wanna make a stencil?

well fucking make this one then!a chickie made this for me. pretty sweet eh?
Posted by Tank Girl on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:56:00 PST

I'M A REAL PERSON TOO!!!!

guess what guys???? yeah that's right, i'm not all about Tank Girl. WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! yes, i'm serious. i'm a real person too and this is me:The Autrycan you believe it?! i can. so yeah, i'm no...
Posted by Tank Girl on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:59:00 PST

READ OR BE SQUARE

k so here's deal. recently i've been feeling out of place with the world and where i stand. I have realized that a lot of this has come from me giving into the endless possibilities and fantasies that...
Posted by Tank Girl on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:59:00 PST

for everyone

i want everyone to be themselves, and love themselves for the individuals they are and all there talents, insecurities, problems, self image, and everything. you are completely your own person. i want...
Posted by Tank Girl on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:31:00 PST

for the boys

HEY YOU GUYS!!!! i just wanted to remind you all that i'm gay. no really, i'm really fucking gay. i like girls. girls. girls. girls. so please back off my nuts...i don't want anyting to do with you.&n...
Posted by Tank Girl on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 08:49:00 PST

ATTENTION EVERYONE

OK! so, please don't get pissed at me if i do not reply to your emails or comments, it doesn't mean that i don't like you or don't care. i appreciate everything that everyone says to me on here...even...
Posted by Tank Girl on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 08:12:00 PST

ok so this is really stupid and i'm against labels like this...but fuck it...it's somethingtodo

Redneck-- 1] Do you believe the south will rise again? no 2] Do you drive a four-wheel drive automobile? no 3] Do you live in a mobile home? no 4] Is your car still primer gray? no 5] Do you like...
Posted by Tank Girl on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 01:58:00 PST

EARTH TO AUTRY!

I'm so polyamorous it's not even funny. 
Posted by Tank Girl on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 12:42:00 PST

Tank Girl News

HOLY FUCK. I just realized that Tank Girl is becoming "scene" she's all over the  place....people sport her and they haven't even read the comics fucking i mean it's cool and all but fucking know...
Posted by Tank Girl on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 10:21:00 PST