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WrETchEd RyAN (pRofeSSiNaL HoBo!!!)

raise yer hand if you hate me!!!!

About Me


im wretched ryan,ive lived a full crazy life.with many up and downs.punk rock is my life...fucking love it.ive been in a bunch of bands:THE UNHAPPY,HEP.SI,KARNEVIL,WORLD OF SHIT,HEP.SI(REFORMED)AND NOW BOTTOM SHELF.I LIKE STRONG COFFEE AND HARD BOOZE.I HATE DRAMA AND MOST PEOPLE.ima hobo squater,x-junkie,awesome mutha fucker,good thing i dont give a fuck...*..*..*....border-width:0} http://files.photojerk.com/cinderblock/WretchedRyan7-17-04.j pg
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GO AHEAD LEAVE ME A MESSAGE.... 1-641-985-7800 *2866360 ITS FREE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

LOVE:PUNK ROCK,SHOWS,FRIENDS,STRONG COFFEE,TATTOOS,AND GETING WASTED!!!!HATE:COPS,DRAMA,SOCIETY,MOST PEOPLE!!!!THISNIS MY LIL SISTER I JUST FOUND,SHE FUCKN KICKS SO MUCH ASS,....AND IF YOU FUCK WITH HER ILL KILL YOU!!!

I'd like to meet:

anyone but especially,PUNX,people that book shows where they live,...anyone that isent fake,pretenious,self-absorbed,..pretty much NO bullshit!FUCK YOU IF YER A HIPSTER,im not hip,go die!!
My pickup line is:
Can I pick your butt?
what's your pickup line? | mewing.net. hey, baby.
I AM 80% PUNK ROCK! I am PUNK AS FUCK! The model punk. I care not for anything. I kick ass, but probably smell really bad. Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com </table

Music:

poison idea(best band ever),g.g. allin,bad brains,addicts,skrewdriver,flux of the pink indians,black flag,chron gen,devo,zounds,g.b.h,broken bones,discharge,poison girls,vice squad,anti-nowhere league,s.t.f.u,grimple,germs,the F.U.s,gang green,english dog,nuerosis,the child molesters,rudimentry peni,the mentors,wesley willis,ol'dirty bastard,blown to bits,avengers,drop dead,quincy punx,iron maiden,angry samoans,ru36,d.r.i.,dirt,jfa,slayer,prince,born dead,extreme noise terror,zero boys,reagan SS,old skull,the dicks,the nuns,crime,U.X.A........

Movies:

STAR WARS,MEET THE FEEBLES,SUBERBIA,ICHI THE KILLER,DESPRATE LIVING,PULP FICTION,EVIL DEAD,TROMA FILMS,BRAZIL,MAD MAX,RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD,NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST.,TAXI DRIVER,FULL METAL JACKET,BREAKFAST CLUB,..........................
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Television:

cartoons,fuck everything else! if yer reading this cause of new myspace updates,....YER GAY!!!!

Books:

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Heroes:

G.G Allin,OL'dirty bastard,jonny cash

My Blog

wingnut manor

been out of jail 3 months.and life is great!ganjacookie x-mas!!!!
Posted by WrETchEd RyAN (pRofeSSiNaL HoBo!!!) on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 07:07:00 PST

RYAN IS IN JAIL AND NEEDS SNAIL MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RYAN IS IN JAIL AND NEEDS SNAIL MAIL HIS ADDRESS IS: RYAN DAL PORTO #2266625 COUNTY JAIL #1 850 BRYANT SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94103 HE NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT SO PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE TO HIM. LOVE, RYAN...
Posted by WrETchEd RyAN (pRofeSSiNaL HoBo!!!) on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:36:00 PST

WRETCHED RYAN NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!!!!!

RYAN GOES TO COURT ON MAY 30TH AT 9:00 AM AT 850 BRYANT STREET, DEPT 9.  HE REALLY NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE. LOVE, RYAN'S MOM.
Posted by WrETchEd RyAN (pRofeSSiNaL HoBo!!!) on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:42:00 PST

RYAN NEEDS VISITORS

MONDAY, MAY 29TH PLEASE VIST RYAN IN JAIL.  YOU NEED TO BE THERE BY 7: 00 AM FOR A VISIT.  THE VISITNG AREA IS RIGHT BEHIND THE JAIL AT 850 BRYANT STREET.  THE ADDRESS IS 425 7TH STREET...
Posted by WrETchEd RyAN (pRofeSSiNaL HoBo!!!) on Sun, 28 May 2006 07:32:00 PST

RYAN IS IN JAIL AND NEEDS SNAIL MAIL

RYAN IS IN JAIL AND NEEDS SNAIL MAIL HIS ADDRESS IS: RYAN DAL PORTO #2266625 COUNTY JAIL #1 850 BRYANT SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94103 HE NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT SO PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE TO HIM. LOVE, RYAN...
Posted by WrETchEd RyAN (pRofeSSiNaL HoBo!!!) on Sat, 20 May 2006 12:30:00 PST

FINALLY HEP.SI WEB SITE UPDATED

IVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR HOURS,NOT EVEN FINISHED BUT IT WILL BE SOON,CLICK ON TO OUR MAIN SITE WWW.HEPSI.TV AND CLICK ONTHE MORE SHIT ICON,OR GO TO WWW.HEP.SI.SF.TV.COM(ITS LONG BUT ITS FREE.
Posted by WrETchEd RyAN (pRofeSSiNaL HoBo!!!) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

every one hates me and i just dont fuckin care!!!

in one day some dick fuck that runs a shity club said he was going to do everything in his"power"to black ball HEP.SI from playing in the city,and a crazy girl gathering a army to beat my ass,...........
Posted by WrETchEd RyAN (pRofeSSiNaL HoBo!!!) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

calling all bay area punx

i tired of people talking shit about our scene,..........sucka!,our scene kicks ass,dont know if you been to other citys,but we are luck here.if you dont like the show that are happening ,get off your...
Posted by WrETchEd RyAN (pRofeSSiNaL HoBo!!!) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HEP.SI playing S.T.F.U benifit

may20@balozo gallery,24th and mission 8pm $5 donation,"suport the local bands" S.T.F.U HEP.SI PAXANE WHITETRASH ASSASINS
Posted by WrETchEd RyAN (pRofeSSiNaL HoBo!!!) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dont call me straight edge

i hate when people think im sXe just cause i dont drink or do drugs,i just cant do drugs anymore.Plus i thought sXe people didnt drink caffine or have sex,........i love coffee,and i love to fuck,most...
Posted by WrETchEd RyAN (pRofeSSiNaL HoBo!!!) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST