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jenny

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About Me


Physically, I live in Providence, RI. Mentally, I live somewhere between a rock and a hard place. I'm in the Midnight Creeps, and I'm the only original member besides, not to belittle the new members. My hobbies include boozing cruising losing bruising abusing and snoozing. I'm wicked dyslexic. my nevers include: coke, crack, pills, acid, heroine, fucking in an airplane, in a hospital, or in a closet, sky diving, breaking a heart on purpose, knocking someone out, being single for more than 3 weeks (since I was 15), swearing at my dad,riding a motorcycle painting my nails hot pink, having any other color hair besides blonde or blue, never had a myspace account before now,gone sky diving, been able to look the other way from a stray...anything and that's all I can really think of that I have not done. Things I like that may surprise you. I love to knit im a fuckin kick ass cook. my mom was borne in Africa. my Grandfather invented the white Christmas bulb and the hip replacement. I was in the opening ceremony for the Olympics when I was 14. My cat plays guitar. I was almost killed by a shark when I was 6. T Rex scars me. I lived on a tug boat. I was a foot model when I was 15. I can do 6 wired things with my tongue. Im scared of escalators. I fell of a 3 story building when I was 17 and didnt break a thing and biting paper gives me the hebee geebees.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Monroe so I can give her a "good time". William S Burrows so I can have him read me a bedtime story. Charles Bukowski so he can read me a midnight story. GG Allin so he can be the monster under my bed. Ed Gein so he can eat the monster under my bed. God so I can spit in his face and call him a doosh bag for taking all these people away before I got a chance to do all these things to them or with them. Johnny Depp....... no, I'd just wet myself, start running in circles, yipping like a chiwawa with a fire cracker in my ass, have an orgasm, followed directly by a mild heart attack, while every one around me was trying to decide if they should call an ambulance, a nut house, or the cops. Bowie, so I can have many children with him, and live happily ever after with him in a villa in Berlin, with Jami and Iman as our sex pets. MEOWWWW MEOWWWWW WOFFFFF WOFFFFFF

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