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Ass

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About Me

I hate the radio and MTV can go $%@* themselves. I like underground music and discussing literature. Yeah, that means books. Tim WiseRachel McKibbens & Marty McConnell VAST - Pretty When You Cry Tim Wise on White Privilage

My Interests

MUSIC. Poetry, mostly spoken word and recently been getting into hip-hop. Photography.

I'd like to meet:

VALERIE SOLANAS, Robert Rauschenberg, Gerhard Richter and I've always wanted to bitch-slap Neil Armstrong for that fake ass moon landing. Bastard.

Music:

Thulsa Doom, Ani Difranco, L7, Emily Haines, Metric, Jollie Holland, The Knife, Honey Bane, Sleater-Kinney, Bikini Kill, Kathleen Hanna, The Gossip, The Soviettes, Souxsie Sioux and the Banshees, Grandadbob, The Dirtmitts, Cocksparrer, Team Dresch, The Butchies, The Breeders, The Scorpians, Bob Dylan, Two Ton Boa, Depeche Mode, Ladytron, Tegan & Sara, The Distillers, Scarling, Tsunami Bomb, Jack Off Jill, The Lunachicks, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Willis, VAST, Veruca Salt, Telepopmusik, Le Tigre, Regina Spektor, Ryan Adams, The Presets, Placebo, The Pixies, PJ Harvey, Patty Smith, Nina Nastasia, The Murmurs, Mr. Airplane Man, Manowar, Johnny Cash, Jenny Owen Youngs, Joan Jett, Imogen Heap, Jake La Botz, Heart, GreensKeepers, Giant Drag, Flux of the Pink Indians, Flogging Molly, Feist, The Dresden Dolls, The Devotchkas, Crime Mob, David Bowie, Coco Rosie, Bratmobile, Bitch & Animal, The Bangs, Billy Idol, April March, Annie Lennox, The Business, Against Me, Babes In Toyland, Bane, Botch, Venom, Dying Fetus, Vader, Concrete Sox, Crude S.S., Antischism, Axiom, Blood for Blood, Chaotic Discord, Defiance, DooM, Fear, Mankind, Nausea, Oi Polloi, To What End, Carcass, Rudimentary Peni, Converge, Terveet Kadet, Cannibal Corpse, Dimmu Borgir, Extreme Noise Terror, Dystopia, Kaaos, Hacksaw to the Throat, Mortician, Manowar, GWAR, Borknagar, Capitalist Casualties, Cathedral, Grave, Disfear, Dying Fetus, Dystopia, George Thorogood, Heavens to Betsy, Napalm Death, The Red Chord, Septic Death, Regurgitate, The Gossip, Ani Difranco, The Cure, The Drovers, Sepultra, Smashing Pumpkins, Lords of Acid, Mindless Self Indulgence, Hypocrisy, Necros, Phobia, Queen, ULVER, etc.

Movies:

Porn.

Television:

The biggest paperweight this side of the Mississsippi.

Books:

The House of Leaves, Dante's Disciples, The Alphabet VS the Goddess, William Blake, Mark Z. Danielewski, Franz Kafka, Sylvia Plath, E.A.Poe, Eric Schlosser and Leonard Shlain.

Heroes:

My girlfriend.

My Blog

Donating my body to science

i know how you look at the worldi know how you look at the worldeverything can be explained by forms and charts and numberseverything i feel is explained.....if you dissect it you can control itif you...
Posted by Ass on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 01:02:00 PST

Bad Dream. Arg.

so it takes two beers to remember nowand five to forget     I fucking hate sleeping.
Posted by Ass on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:30:00 PST

The Official Suspension of Habeus Corpus - Seriously Read This.

All right folks, the end IS HERE! They've finally found a way to shit all over the constitution. As of yesterday, several new bills took effect. The biggest of which gives the Commander and Chief (Dub...
Posted by Ass on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:06:00 PST

Good Little Girls

One, Two, Good little girls. One with blonde hair, One with curls. Led together, Hand in hand, To the classroom, On demand. Take this candy, Take this toy, Take what I give you, And ...
Posted by Ass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST