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Kerrie

WILLIS, I didn't want you here to-day: The lawyer's coming for the company. I'm going to sell my sou

About Me


I'm going to make a TV show. I'm a shameless drunk (actually I'm totally ashamed of it, but I do it anyway). By the time you've read this, I will probably have tried to make out with you.

If you are not easily creeped out/offended, we could probably be friends (but probably not).

I read a lot. I'm weird. I'm irresponsible. And still a lifetime member of the Danger Club.

My Interests

Sad clowns, circus freaks, surgery on tv, gossip, math, space, quantum physics, hypnosis, unexplained phenomena, history, experiments, futurism, anachronism, haunted houses, myths, legends, magic, animals, conspiracies, fantasy, sci-fi, cooking, dinner parties, languages, paranormal activity, UFOs, science, the lunatic fringe, acquiring skills to survive the apocalypse, genetic mutations, writing, sewing, plotting, diy everything, tofu, parlour tricks, candy, spaceships, robots, gypsies

I'd like to meet:


Christophe Galfard. And other hot scientists. Ira Glass. Seth Rogen. Doctor Who. The fat guy from Fall Out Boy. Fuck off. Normal-looking weird people. Weird-looking normal people.

The earth a billion years in the future...

Rappin particle phyics.

Music:

Metal. Johnny Cash. Patsy Cline. Nancy Sinatra. Klaus Nomi. Violent Femmes. Iron Maiden. Gogol Bordello. The Shins. New Order. Jesus and Mary Chain. Brian Jonestown Massacre. The Pixies. The Adicts. Adolescents. Murder City Devils. Two Ton Boa. Arcade Fire. Breeders. Ladytron. Judas Priest. White Stripes. Guns 'n' Roses. Manowar. Team Dresch. Pedro The Lion. Velvet Underground. Nico. The Cure. Heart. Lou Reed. Bright Eyes. Death In June. Dead Boys. Punk. 80's. Classical. Rock & Roll. Opera. Circus Music. Talent and obscurity. Everything.

Movies:

Cannibal Holocaust. Eyes Without a Face.

Television:

Dexter, The Universe, Cosmos, Torchwood, Dr. Who, The Big Bang Theory, Ghost Hunters, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia--I love that show so much I want to pee on it to mark it as my own.

Books:

More books than you've read.

My Blog

When you wish upon a staaaaar

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?that's a stupid question[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?If it were legalized, I'm sure it's manuf...
Posted by Kerrie on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 06:32:00 PST

A little birdie once said to me...

WRITE EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND DON'T CHANGE ITI'm tired of:Boys that are immature and incapable of communicationI am listening to:The PixiesMaybe I should:Not drink so much I have lost ALL resp...
Posted by Kerrie on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:30:00 PST

killing time at work

Where is the person you gave your heart to for the first time?Hasn't happened yet. Are you waiting for something?Waiting to get off work.What were you doing at ten last nite?Watching It's Always Sunny...
Posted by Kerrie on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:52:00 PST

LHC

Today the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, on the French/Swiss border was turned on for the first time! It's pretty much the greatest scientific and technological achievement in the history of mankind, ...
Posted by Kerrie on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:39:00 PST

This is why they should put warning labels on this shit

The story of Joose:   This is how the worst hangover ever happens: Get kicked off the roof of a building while drinking malt liquor. Take said malt liquor to an alley that smells like piss, and c...
Posted by Kerrie on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:13:00 PST

a poem for summer

It's warm again It's hot and icky Pit stains and hairspray sticky Melting makeup glistens Music plays and no one listens Barflys to the watering hole But even then there's not a soul     It'...
Posted by Kerrie on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:20:00 PST

a way to pass the time

1) Do you like blue cheese?Yes2) Have you ever smoked heroin?No.3) Do you own guns?Not yet. Haha4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?Vodka5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?I...
Posted by Kerrie on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:38:00 PST

Cold Song

What Power art thou,Who from below,Hast made me rise,Unwillingly and slow,From beds of everlasting snow!See'st thou not how stiff,And wondrous old,Far unfit to bear the bitter cold.I can scarcely move...
Posted by Kerrie on Wed, 07 May 2008 04:05:00 PST