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i have an excellent idea!let's change the subject!...no,seriously...um,bart simpson..,the mad hatter and the caterpillar..,tony montana,santa,shamal the camel and chief easter bunny.whatever..cogito ergo doleum after all...
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Music:

tiziano ferro,PANTERA,MANSUN,billy idol,Generation X,DOWN, aLICE IN CHAINS,soundgarden,mad season,temple of the dog,superjoint ritual,melvins,damageplan,wipers,the gits,FEAR,devo,dinosaur jr,tantric,nirvana,shellac,mother love bone,pearl jam,tad,screaming trees.green river..hater..clutch..Guttermouth.machine head ...TOOL,faith no more,mike patton and all of his friggin projects,days of the new,otep,six feet under,sepultura,suicide,twin zero,rage against the machine,the Clash,pigmylovecircus,sinch..soil,blind melon,audioslave.,white zombie,rob zombie,the misfits,samhain,danzig,a perfect circle,suicidal tendencies,corrosion of conformity,kyuss,goddamn queens of the stone age,slo burn,hermano,social distortion,ROTTING CHIRST,pennywise,bad religion,decapitated(R.I.P Bro),lamb of god,pro-pain,saint vitus,nailbomb,celtic frost,fu manchu.social distortion,ACID FUCKING BATH,sleep,peace and silence,second coming,soilent green,strapping young lad and devin townsend ,AKIRA YAMAOKA(genious),future disorder(why,yeah!)christ inversion,IOMMI,deus ex machina,nightstalker,lynyrd skynyrd,sabbath,american head charge,necrophagia,pearls and brass,father,the raincoats,hankie williams iii(heheeee),slayer,the beatsteaks,u.s bombs,slipknot,phish,the red chord,meshuggah,terror,agents of oblivion...black flag,..shrum...eyehategod.crowbar.ANTHRAX.TRIVIUM(HELL YEAH)..husker du,system of a down,METALLICA,viking skull,soulfly,fuck,blAck label society,hatebreed,tom waits,sick of it all,TERROR,christian death,mayhem,iced earth,pyramaze,celtic frost,the psykicks,XASMA,forwhatitsworth,toxika apovlita,disturbed,fear factory,electric wizard,virgin prunes.AND BLACK METAL,DEATH METAL,GRIND,EPIC,BATTLE,GOTH,STONER,HEAVY,GORE,FUCK,DIE,CUNT ,SCUM,IN GENERAL....not to mention my taste in noizy fuzzy old garage bands(yeah,like were in france!!oh lala and a la creme!i call mine ''car hole ''bands ;)...)chris isaaks xmas attempt recordings..chris isaak in A tux,chris isaak in a speedo,ahem,ok i quit .im also addicted to barbershop music and american bands from the 40s to the60s...and old bluesy tunes (long live the master leadbelly)..bluegrass and country also kick ass....and.dark horrorpunk... oh yeah, king crimson and pink floyd are a must...and..Anal Cunt fucking rules you motherfucking morons........

Movies:

300,Beowulf&GredeL,THE GREEN BUTCHERS,BORAT,Bad Santa,Forrest Gump,THE XxXORCIST,Re-Penetrator,,jim jarmuschs' stuff,thelma and louise,this boy's life,PARTY AT KITTY AND STUD'S(a.k.a Italian Stallion)Porn of the Dead,ill sleep when im dead,the croupier,i am legend,swingers,the nightmare before christmas.p.s i love you (corny ,i know,but kinda ruled.lad),the wind that shakes the barley..Rocky(I,II,III,IV,V,bALBOA),Accepted,Oldboy,Bad Guy,RUNNING SCARED,green street hooligans,war of worlds.CHILDREN OF MEN...blades of glory (will ferrell kills),waiting...BIG..a guide to recognizing your saints .eXistenZ.hairspray.green fried tomatoes.united 93(come on man,it was a documentary,actually..oh,quit it.it ruled)..little fish(not t big fish.this one is different..starrin kate blanchett).mississippi burning.GOONIES.ART SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL.stand by me.the shape of things and other Paul Rudd stuff..the godfather..running on empty...sin city..married with children series.MASTERS OF HORROR series...everything starring fucking bruce willis(come on,12 monkeys was kickass.and John Mclane?man,classic!Die Fuckin Hard Motherfucker!!!..not to mention his omnipresent smirk).jacobs ladder(besthorror) ,.shaun of the dead..28 days later(Cillian MURPhys'stuff).the quiet earth.robert redfords stuff..BROKEBACK MOUNT(one of the best flicksever)...flightplan and jodie fosters entire back catalogue..clerks I &II and most of kevin smiths stuff...kate winsluts stuff (david gale and the likes )...JIMCARREY S masterpieces(i.e all of hismovies)....Closer(christ,it was brutal) ..THE fashionistas,fuck dolls (the complete series).SHORTBUS.the wall by alan parker (whats there to say?)everything by alan parker(wellville etc)..ALICE IN WONDERLAND.in the name of the father..my left foot(a daniel day lewis freak).the alien trilogy..detroit rock city..la haine... THE SIMPSONS(the best thing ever to be on tv.by far.AY CARAMBA),LOST(the series),NIP/TUCK,DA ALI G SHOW,(Sasha Baron Cohen is dashit) ...the history of violence.Black Christmas(the original),the bridges of madison county (meryl fuckin streep and clint fuckin dirty harry eastwood kickass).i also love everything trashy and b rated..and political ..(-ly incorrect)...and bloody horror films WITH loads of zombies and gore and bowels and the undead...and .porn(fuck yeah)and..denzel washington and ...sideways by alexander payne and... woody allen..........and some kind of monster,dude,oh yeah,karl urban kicks ass.Italian Stallion Forevah..erm,stuff

Television:

IS YOUR ONLY FRIEND....lackadaisical!!!neeeeh!

Books:

steppenwolf by herman hesse and all the back catalogue of this author,a confederacy of dunces by john kennedy toole,everything by the great charles dickens,generation x by douglas coupland,the great and secret show by clive barker and the thief of always by the same author,mother by pearl back,the house of sleep by jonathan coe,the plague by albert camus,the tower and america by franz kafka,the whole bunch from the beat movement(who can doubt the genious of mr burroughs r.i.p),the melancholy death of oyster boy and other stories by tim burton, and loads of other great books...i also aknowledge the greateness of people such as mr noam chomsky,james joyce,george orwell,roald dahl,aldous huxley ...and a coupla others

Heroes:

JOHN McCLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Dr.Jack ShephardandKing Leonidas!,Jay(fuckman),BART-MAN,Sean and Christian,Jack Kevorkian,John Wayne Gacy,Walter Sullivan,James Sunderland,andy milonakis,MAX ANDERSSON,fRANK THE TANK and pull-maN