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Elvis Fucking Christ

HOPE I DIE BEFORE I GET OLD....

About Me

Travis Bracht acoustic solo of Second Coming's "Travisty" 08.2
A FEW VIDEOS INCLUDING THE CAPITOL RECORDS EPK, A LIVE VERSION OF "UNKNOWN RIDER", JOKE REEL ON LOCATION FOR THE "VINTAGE EYES" MTV VIDEO , CAPITOL RECORDS TV COMMERCIAL AND FINALLY, THE MTV VERSION OF "VINTAGE EYES". MORE TO BE ADDED SOON.... I'm optimistic, open minded, and open to the possibility of being closed minded so as not to be a hypocrite. I judge people while keeping the respect at an all time high. Why? Generally, people my age partake in the "fun" while I choose to dance. I am the best dancer on the planet. Any style or genre, as long as it's passionate. I will have a dance off with anyone, but they must be graceful losers. In closing, I love loving, and I love being loved. Ladies, please, be gentle...found this retro layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

Second Coming - Soft - Seattle - 08.18.07
ROCK 'N ROLL, FIGHTING, BASEBALL, PRANK PHONE CALLS, TENNIS, WATCHING OLD SKOOL SPORTS MOVIES WITH MY BUDDY STEW, FOOSBALL, COACHING MY MIDGET SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING TEAM, SAFETY MEETINGS, LOUGE LESSONS, SUMMERS IN RANGOON AND MAKING MEAT HELMETS IN THE SPRING.

I'd like to meet:

JESUS. ANYONE WHO CAN BULLSHIT AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION AND TURN THEM ALL INTO SUCKERS THAT STILL TALK ABOUT HIM TO THIS DAY, IS DEFINATELY SOMEONE I HAVE TO MEET. MAYBE HE CAN TEACH ME SOME SHIT FOR WHEN I MOVE TO THE AMAZON AND TRY TO BECOME A SOUTH AMERICAN TRIBAL GOD.

Music:

Layne Staley Fund Tribute Show @ Studio 7
Layne Staley Fund Tribute Show 8-22-08
EVERYTHING. AND I MEAN E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. FROM GREEK TO GODFLESH, FROM ENYA TO ERNESTINA ANDERSON, FROM ELMORE JAMES TO ELLA FITZGERALD. JOHNNY, WAYLON, BUDDY, WILLIE AND TEXAS SWING. ELMORE JAMES, TENNESSEE FRED McDOWELL, JOHN LEE HOOKER, MILES DAVIS, JOHN COLTRANE, SLOW BLUES AND JAZZ FUSION. STRATOS, KRISTODELOPOLOUS, NOTIS AND GREEK MUSIC. THE CRAMPS, PETER MURPHY, PSCHEDELIC FURS, JOY DIVISION, INTERPOL, THE CURE, ROBIN HITCHCOCK AND THE EGYPTIANS, SIOUXIE SIOUX AND THE BANSHEES, BAUHAUS, LOVE AND ROCKETS, MISFITS, SAMHAIN, OLD SKOOL SEPULTURA, SOULFLY, AC/DC, MOTORHEAD, CYPRESS HILL, CONTROL MACHETE, THE GET DOWN SYNDROME, DJ GEORGE ACOSTA, ETC, ETC.

Movies:

BLUES BROTHERS, SLAPSHOT, CADDYSHACK, THIS IS SPINAL TAP, MY LIFE, THE PIANO, THE NOTEBOOK, MR. HOLLAND'S OPUS, SIXTH SENSE,OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.

Television:

OLD SKOOL MIAMI VICE, ESPN SPORTCENTER, SQUIDBILLIES, FRISKY DINGO, THE OFFICE (UK VERSION IS THE BEST), JEOPARDY...

Books:

THE PROPHET BY KHALIL GIBRAN, VAJRAYANA BUDDHISM, POKER TELLS BY MAD MIKE CARO, SUPERSYSTEM BY DOYLE BRUNSON, HUSTLER...

Heroes:

A HERO IS ONE WHOM YOU WILL NEVER SHAKE HANDS WITH...

My Blog

Re- Birth

 Due to some serious re-adjustments, I am all too ready to take my place back in the field of tearing up stages and torturing microphones again. Only this time, with Second Coming.   &...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 11:26:00 PST

A night with the Gladiatvm.

Last night I met with the Gladiatvm. The Gladiatvm and I used to set civilizations ablaze with irony and contempt with our presence on many a stage. We used to run with the inane and macabre whilst t...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:36:00 PST

Behind "Heaven Is A Loaded Gun"

      I'm not gonna bullshit ya. This song probably offended a lot of people and will probably offend a lot more when I get through explaining it. One of the great things abou...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:29:00 PST

Behind "Travisty" and "The War".

   I'm slowly trying to get over the misfortunes in my life, so I'm not even gonna try to trip. These two songs were written a long time ago when I was at my most self-destructive point in m...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:54:00 PST

Inside The Song: "Bleed" Second Coming

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Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:31:00 PST

BAND GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO KEEPING YOUR MAN

BAND GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO KEEPING YOUR MAN .. content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2668" name=GENERATOR> BAND GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO KEEPING YOUR MAN (by those who know) ================================== -Don...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:33:00 PST