I live with my girlfriend in Bellevue, WA. We've been together just over 6 years now and she pretty much waits on me hand and foot, like a good woman should. The only thing that she wont do (so far) is a little thing they like to call A.T.M. The good news is Im working on that as we speak. Im growing out my beard again, this time Im going for two years. Im a goddamned man. I dominate the shitbowl at least three times a day, and I usually have really bad gas. My favorite hobby is to eat lots of roasted garlic and fart on people. The only bad thing is that it smells like garlic and then it makes me even more hungry for stuff with garlic in it. Its a VICIOUS cycle I tell ya (I cant wait for garlic fries at Safeco this year). I say what I want and Im not affraid to make myself look like a dumbass (I shit myself in public once), from what Ive heard Im pretty damn good at it. I like to fart on random people and I like to pick my nose and wipe my boogers on things, sometimes on people. Im a sports nut and I have a ton of useless knowledge when it comes to trivia.
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