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clint

i'm a hack of all trades

About Me

i'm adorable. i like coke more than pepsi, so there's no need to read my survey. i'm not as funny as your average key chain or bumper sticker but i am as funny as most can huggers. by the way, i recently found out that in certain parts of Texas "can hugger" is a racist term.

My Interests

silly shirts, silly wigs, silly hats, silly string, silly puddy, and fusilli pasta. you should know i spend an unhealthy amount of time on www.monkeystitches.com. other interests include: running from fights, real butter, cheap beer, building snowmen, girls that are built like snowmen, and the combined smell of tequila and duct tape (see comments).

I'd like to meet:

Chris Hansen from Dateline's "To catch a predator" series, but only on my terms, no more suprises Chris! also, people in their 30's who still dye their hair green, purple and/or blue (the shock value never gets old)

Music:

currently, i'm really into christian reggae from the early '70s. one band: The Dreadciples.

Movies:

Waterworld, Dances with Wolves, Field of Dreams ... pretty much any movie where Kevin Costner has a chance of dying. did i mention Waterworld? ok, just checking...

Television:

Court TV, Raw Al Jazeera, hostage negotiation footage. The reality show where Shaq whips a bunch a fat kids into shape is killer j/o material.

Books:

"My Momma's Garden" the official Clint Nohr biography due out August 2011. 59 glossy pages of how i once opened up for a guy with a bull-whip

Heroes:

anyone who's secure enough to ride in a motorcycle side-car.and people on myspace.com that do not name their dad as a hero. unless of course your dad really can fly and/or has "heat" vision.

My Blog

Comedy Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's wednesday! So get ready for the funniest night of your life, with the exception of last wednesday and next wednesday. That's right put down your pool cues and turn off the TV, fire up the karaoke...
Posted by clint on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:19:00 PST

Be Careful! (goodbye to a friend)

Be very careful, for sarcasm cannot always be detected over email... To properly convey sarcasm you'll need at least two of three following elements:  Body language, Eye Contact, or change in inf...
Posted by clint on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:15:00 PST

Find out what your name really means at www.retardacronym.com!

Look! I did! C- Pineapple L- Sturdy I- Islamic N- Really Tasty Pineapple T- Racist  
Posted by clint on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:44:00 PST