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Jonna

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Momentarily, I am under some sort of construction or deconstruction. Depending on what day it is. I could be telling you the truth, or lying thru my teeth. I loathe filling these things out. I don't want to define myself, it feels like I must confine myself. People tell me I'm funny, I say, I know. I'm 75% psycho and 75% psychic. I'm not good at math. I'm sarcastic. I'm subtle. I'm lying, again. I wish I could tell you something very uplifting, or touch you in a way that moved you to tears, but I'm not feeling up to it. I like patterns in what seems random, I like connections that occur in chaos. I struggle to launder my mind from previous attempts at brainwashing...lather, rinse, repeat. I once belonged to a huge cult, I'm sure you've heard of them, the girl scouts?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who lusts after life, has a good head on their shoulders--no idiots allowed--and a wicked sense of humor. I'd also like to meet the jackasses that looked at my profile because I said I made a quarter million dollars yearly, just to smack 'em in the face! Plus, anyone who has an extra quarter million dollars lying around willing to loan it to me :)

My Blog

review of 'the book of eli' review

I wish I could retain all the information, but sometimes, when I run across some stupid shit in print, I become dizzy, nauseated and a little rage sets in.  reading a review of above said movie, and I...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:27:00 GMT

Jan. 19th 2010

quote this...our entire history has lead us here, and now it has meaning beyond words we have shared
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jan 2010 04:03:00 GMT

Beauty and Talent--not always in the same package

As much as I would love to have met up on the same timeline with Janis Joplin, it just didn't happen, but I'm thankful she's NOT on my timeline b/c it is VERY possible that we would have never heard h...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:32:00 GMT

Peeves Vol. 21

sometimes--shit just gets on my nerves:"can I ask you a question?"--you just did whore!  next time, say..."can I ask you 2 questions...a real one right after the one requesting permission to do so?"a ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:13:00 GMT

THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONE COMPLETELY MAD!!!

that's more likely an exaggeration, but sometimes, I truly wonder if we can ever get together on anything and start a fucking revolution!  Operation: USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN.  too many details to expla...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:53:00 GMT

the perils of self-diagnosis via the WWW

if you ever find yourself experiencing strange and unusual symptoms, the internet isn't always the best place to find the answer--before you know it, the plethora of information will convince you that...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:45:00 GMT

funny, stupid, or just EFFEN silly

censorship is among many things, currently affecting my A.D.D.---cuz FUCK fit better in the title, but sometimes ya just don't want it out there for everyone to see, soooo.ya ever seen someone so drun...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 16:44:00 GMT

my boyfriend's girlfriend

I have stated my disapproval, repeatedly, and yet, he keeps her!  I don't think he loves her, but I know I hate her.  To hear her voice makes me cringe....thhh thh, wisp wisp... she almost whispers an...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 20:19:00 GMT

here it comes...

I just read an article about the 'controversy' surrounding Martina Mcbride and the article in OUT magazine. The controversy is the backlash from her conservative fans pissed off because she said we s...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:45:00 GMT

see!!!

see what happens when ya just dole out money? funds are misappropriated! not specifically the point I wanted to make in my last blog entry, but it proves the point--even if only partially. AIG--nuff...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT