The very funny... Will Woodruff

About Me

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

[asskissing]Steve Page... I guess you could throw in the other barenaked ladies, but since you have to pick a favorite, I pick Steve[/asskissing]Charlie Cleveland - so I can beat him senseless for getting me hooked on his god forsaken halflife mod(naturalselection.com)... or sing his praises to all who will listen, it really depends on how my NS team is doing.Dave Chappelle - just to see if he is just as crazy off camera, one can only hope.Guster - Unlike BNL, I refuse to play favoirtes... but I can say that if I did have to choose... I would go with Ryan... because I watched him when they were in portland, and he stretches out like a motherfucker when he sings, how cool is that? Like a plant going for that little bit of sunlight, or something equally as cool.God - just so I can know what relgion to follow, wisdom and meaning of life aside... really I just don't want to wind up in hell... unless hell is good, then sign me up.The [FFT] and [FFt] crew - I would like to sit in the same room as my e-homies(and yes I represent, don't make me raise up)... ventrilo gets old. and it would force crabby to shower... hypotheticly.

My Blog

quickie... why canada... WHY!

A comic that I work with is into kids... little ones, not just 18ish year olds that we bump into on the road. I will save his name to protect his identity, I will just call him Joe F. hmmmm I guess th...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 06:11:00 GMT

Screw your metric system you you cockthirsty fucks!

Real quick...WHAT THE FUCK MYSPACE!!!!!?!?!?!?!1111one elevenI am not 193cm tall, I am 6'4" while I may also be the forer, I am most definatly the latter, FUCK THAT IS FRUSTRATING, I am not your littl...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:00:00 GMT

Its Been a while

Hello Bloggists It is time for another installment of the "Will has a day off blog" please notice the infrequency of my blogitude.So I guess I should catch yalls up on what has been up. I still make p...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:17:00 GMT

Easter eggs in the blog?!

OK hi,Lotta shit going on this last week, Firstly, let me get my unpaid unsolicited recomendations out of the way... Buy stock in COAL COMPANIES... I hope this blends into the background of my blog, s...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 18:27:00 GMT

lots of stuff packed into one blog

I lived!!! Ok for those of you who don't know I was in the Shades of Laughs Comedy competition last week. I saw a glipse of the big time as I played such places as Yakama, Bremerton, and Corvallis! Co...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:19:00 GMT

Hellllllpppppp

Ok, I need everyones help this week! I have 2 shows... and another on the 21st and I absitivly posilutly need ANYONE who can come out and support these shows! Ok, so the first one is over at Harvey'...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:01:00 GMT

Updayte, feel free to read

ok, so today was fun! Today I had a guest spot at the coffee house cafe, I had a really good set, but lets be honest it was me, and i'm the fucking man. I got to share a stage with the always funny Ro...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:03:00 GMT

Check out this video: [FFT] clans Million res nodes!

so we did this video a few years back, and leave it to trento to put it up and make me show it to everyone... you you think it sucks its because of john... I'm the fucking shit!Check out this video: [...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:06:00 GMT

out but not down

so last night I was eliminated from the Stephen Colb... however the fuck you spell his name, comedy competition. and all I can say is...BULLSHIT!!! THERE WAS A FUCKING JUDGE ON THE GRASSY KNOLL!Ok soo...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:58:00 GMT

what the... Will blogged? CALL CHANNEL 2!

After a long layoff, Will is blogging again! This means one thing... No more overtime! :( So yeah, it is once again blog time, and I have a lot to talk about(or aboot for my canadian...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:41:00 GMT