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Jermaine

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About Me


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My Interests

Skateboarding, Filmmaking, Writing Comedy Material, Reading, and watching ALOT of movies

I'd like to meet:

Straight Freestyling B!Hmmmmmmmmmm... First,I would like to meet Dick Gregory and give him a hand shake then afterwards I'd purposely try to get killed to go to heaven and say wassup to Richard Pryor. Then it's off hell to meet Lenny Bruce lmao!!!!! After I rise from the dead I'd want to meet Eddie Murphy, Sinbad, Jim Gaffigan, Billy Connolly, Stephen Wright,and then I'd want to meet Tony Woods... again!!! And then i'd meet Dave Chappelle, Wanda Sykes, Reggie McFadden,and David Allen Grier then Bill Hicks... Bill Burr, Patrice O'Neal, George Lopez, DeRay, and Louis CK

TDC Does it again!

Music:

Tribe Called Quest, Mos Def, The Killers, Coheed and Cambria, POD, Nirvana, Common, LUPE FIASCO (my fave), NERD, Pharrell (when he's not being soft), Clipse, BIG, some TUPAC, Eric B. and Rakim, Erykah Badu, the Roots, Nas, and did I say Lupe Fiasco, DURAN DURAN, Ghostface, MF Doom, Kool Keith, Redman, Method Man, Wu Tang, alot more but my fingers are tired!

Movies:

Sleepy Hollow, King Kong, V for Vendetta, Do the Right Thing, Grandma's Boy, Clerks 2, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars Trilogy, Dave Chappelle's For What Its Worth, and The Rock

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, the PJ's, Chappelle's Show, SNL, Seinfeld, Comedy Central Presents..., Boondocks, Full Metal Alchemist, Naruto, Pokemon (1st Season), Power Rangers before it got gay, Animal Planet, Fuck BET (it just says that all black people do is watch music videos all day and they call that Black Entertainment), K1 Fighting, UFC Fighting, Firefly, and CineMax Porn

Books:

Any Edgar Allen Poe book, Art of War, Comedy Bible, Souls of Black Folk, Huey P. Newton autobiography, and the Bible ( except for the King James version lol)

Heroes:

Jesus (before he died lol sike naw just playin Jesus) and GOD, Dave Chappelle, Huey P. Newton, Harriet Tubman, Batman (oh he's real), Marcus Garvey, the doctor that birthed me... no seriously i was premature and Tony Hawk

My Blog

Get More Big Gill’s Comedy Hour Stories...

Here 's a fresh, new blogspot check it out. www.biggillcomedyhour.blogspot.com
Posted by Jermaine on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:40:00 PST

Last night at Big Gills Comedy Hour...

Not only did Big Gill go an hour over his time. He smacked an audience member with his cocaine razor as a punchline to his joke. Funny thing was he didn't remember the premise so he just slapped the l...
Posted by Jermaine on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:34:00 PST

Ouchie...my heart

I invited my ex girlfriend, Samantha Green, I won't give her middle name for security purposes. *SO DON'T WORRY SAMANTHA GREEN* Just a backstory. She dumped me a while ago (and apparently I'm sti...
Posted by Jermaine on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:55:00 PST

The World According to Pretty Tony

I was in the car with Herbie Gill and he decided that I was ready to listen to one of todays greatest philosophers, Ghostface Killa. I know what you’re thinking, "Ghostface Killah? But he&r...
Posted by Jermaine on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:00:00 PST

By Far the Worst Fight Scene Ever Fought

I was watching old Mortal Kombat movie clips on Youtube when I stumbled upon the worst fight seen I've ever scene. It was badly edited and hilariously choreographedIt was fucking horrible. I'm going t...
Posted by Jermaine on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:01:00 PST

Subscribe to Comical Radio’s Podcast

Comical Radio is an awesome radio station. They've had George Carlin, Chris Rock, Pablo Francisco, Patrice O'Neal, and many more on their shows. March 21st I'll be on it so if you want to take a liste...
Posted by Jermaine on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:53:00 PST

Mike Way’s Page

I've recently been on comedian and friend Mike Way's myspace profile like 5 times today. Nothing sexual it's just that the Curtis Mayfield song embedded on it makes me want to either sell dope to get ...
Posted by Jermaine on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:56:00 PST

Booking

I know some of you older folks (except for myspace predators) may be asking yourself  "I don't have a myspace profile. So how do I tell him I want that person to do a show whe...
Posted by Jermaine on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:29:00 PST

In The Car With Will Hustla!

After a show at the DC Improv a friend of mine, Will Hessler, decided to go to a movie in Chinatown. OH WHAT FUN! We were in the car for a loooooong time look for a parking space, but no look.  S...
Posted by Jermaine on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 08:07:00 PST

Nothing Like A Good Car Accident to Wake You Up

"Hey, lets race to McDonald's" my friend Gerrard yells in the parking garage. "Okay cool. I'm hungry as hell!" I responded. So everyone gets in a car. Gerrard is driving a red SUV, I'm in a car with K...
Posted by Jermaine on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:29:00 PST