Mystified by Twitter.... |
What up skanks? What? Where have I been? Well, I'll tell you, none of your fucking business. I can't give away all my evil world domination secrets. Besides, I don't know if any of you noticed, b...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 08:44:00 GMT |
Snowball 2: A Way Past Due Continuation of a Thrilling Christmas Epic Zombie Massacre |
December 2008:Pink Flamingo sits...correction hides behind her couch, waiting for her cell phone to ring. She hopes Britney Spears, Zombie Slayer will come to her aid. She sees a lint ball on the fl...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:55:00 GMT |
Snowball 2: Its Beginning to Look Like a Zombie Massacre! |
Crime has been really slow for me this year. The economy has sucked hard, and while that increases petty thievery, it kinda puts a damper on elaborate heists. Turns out you kind of need a ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 08:33:00 GMT |
Santa Keeps Mentioning a Snowball??? |
Okay, so I was sitting here today eating stolen leftover turkey and stuffing (yum) and thinking about how I've neglected my blog and not really caring because I'm evil so I just don't....when I get th...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:08:00 GMT |
The Horrors of Halloween 08 |
Halloween 2008....
It was a dark and, well, not so stormy night. It was pleasant actually.
And I was in my usual spot, stuck in a ventilation shaft with my friend and fellow supervillain, Cat Ch...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 16:59:00 GMT |
Preview to the Pink Flamingo Halloween Extravaganza! |
Well that's a pretty self explanatory title! Tune in this Halloween Friday for the biggest, baddest, most diabolical evil Halloween ever....oh, and I think the Pink Flamingo will be there too.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:25:00 GMT |
Reach Over the Party Lines and Vote for Evil! |
My Fellow MySpace-ians:
During these hard times, we are faced with a very important decision in the coming months. Who shall be our next leader? In a time of rising gas and food prices, lo...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:56:00 GMT |
As Close to a "Shout Out" As Your Gonna Get... |
Okay, I'm trying to give you guys this amazing, fresh, sophisticated, totally hot blog, but I have some fans/sycophants who need some PF attention.
First, Tammy (top friends). She's totally hot...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:40:00 GMT |
A Threeway |
Gotcha with the title....
In many ways, supervillains are like celebrities. Like that Obama guy I keep seeing on TV. (Is he Paris Hilton's new boyfriend? Wow! He seems old for her, but whatev.) Being...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:37:00 GMT |
The Perils of Supervillainy and Stuff |
I know I haven't been on myspace nearly as much as you'd like me to be. It's okay. I know you adore me. You should bitches.
See, supervillainy has gotten really tough lately.&...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:30:00 GMT |
