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Apple Something

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About Me


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My Interests

Interests~
a dirty dive
bathroom humor
stop motion animation
vintage toys
vinyl
liquor
Banksy art
playing piano
amateur film-making
Blythe
The 1980s
Commercial jumbo jets
Classic tv ads
graphic design
fries and chili fries
sushi
pop art
Jonathan Fong
Ladies with British accents
Broken english
Little Golden Books
Talking about sex
Funky costume jewelry
Bubble baths
Stuff that smells good
B-boy style
Snuggling
Staying home on Friday night
Good bras
Shoes
Succulents
Wedding receptions
Old cartoons
Gnocchi
Smart people
Blogging
Ikea
Yard sales
Stickers
T-shirts
Jeans
Cereal
Sexy voices
Karaoke
Baking cookies
Las Vegas

I'd like to meet:

Kathy Griffin, Bill Murray, Mark Twain, Michael J. Fox, Tracy Morgan, Fred Rogers, my ancestors, George Clooney, Vince Vaughn, long lost classmates, toy collectors, board game players, kooks, geniuses, people that enjoy pooping, fun drunks (not angry ones) and cartoon characters that existed before 1990. I

These banners are for my friends' websites. I'd love for you to click on them and check out how cool they are! Thanks dude!



Music:

George Michael
Rufus Wainwright
Elton John
Mr. Rogers
Donna Summer
Beth Orton
Stevie Wonder
The Beatles
Styx
Daft Punk
James Taylor
Michael Buble
Astrud Gilberto
The Carpenters
Color Me Badd
TCQ
Dean Martin
Air
Ben Folds
Billy Joel
Kool & The Gang
Phil Collins
The Sundays
Carly Simon
John Denver
Snoop
Chaka Khan
Outkast
Dusty Springfield
Ice Cube
John Mayer
bonobo
(old) Michael Jackson
Fiona Apple
Zero 7
Jay Z
Julieta Venegas
Missy Elliott
Prince
The Cars
Jill Scott
The Cranberries
Keane

Movies:

Walk The Line
Eternal Sunshine...
Far and Away
Vanilla Sky
What About Bob
National Lampoon's Vacation
Schindler's List
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Waking Life
Ace Ventura Pet Detective
The Truman Show
Casino
Tombstone
Sling Blade
Back to the Future
Never-ending Story
Return to Oz
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
The Shining
Splendor in the Grass
Clash of the Titans
National Velvet
The Blair Witch Project
Sunset Boulevard
and I'm a real sucker for biographies of dead actresses of the 20th century.

Television:

Twilight Zone, E!,
Food Network, LOST,
Mr. Rogers, Biography
and TLC for their
shows about disgusting
rare diseases and
deformed bodies.

Books:

Anything by Mark Twain.

My best blogs....


My Dildo Party
It's too late
Cocktails & Dreams
Sarah's Sketchy Scribbles
Tom Deleted a Pic
Glamour Shots
Regarding Thinness
No Name Blog
My Boycott
Receive My Junk
Yard Sale
Sequel to My Addiction
Bomb-ass Cupcakes...
Lubricant
My Nookies
Gnocchi
Have We Met?
Raquel's Talkative
Peoples' Beds
Drive to Vegas
In My House
San Diego
Disneyland Day
Apple Something?
Green Apron
I Was Hurt
Chili Cheese Fries

Heroes:

My grandpa, Charles.

My Blog

Tips from a barista

A customer at work has suddenly started calling me sweetheart.  He never noticed me before and then all at once this?  I immediately check to make sure my boobs are INSIDE my shirt and my pa...
Posted by Apple Something on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:26:00 PST

Black Tuesday Bright

I have started taking video of my grandpa telling his old stories. Today I uploaded a couple to a new youtube channel called BlackTuesdayBright which will be comprised of all my "grandpa videos". He...
Posted by Apple Something on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:44:00 PST

Elysian Park Insanity (rated M for Mature)

I shot some video of Papaya Whatever's bbq birthday party held on June 30, 2007, at Elysian Park, Dodgers vs. Padres. Then I spliced it up all crazy-like and only used the naughty bits to offer you a...
Posted by Apple Something on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 05:07:00 PST

I came out on top (a Starbucksy blog)

If you're new to my blogs, you can read this quickie blog to know more about my Starbucks career.This is why I came out on top todayShift started @ 4:15 am--most of them do.  We have a regular cu...
Posted by Apple Something on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:03:00 PST

Cool new things for lack of more personal subject matter

Early 20th Century Flirt CufflinksCan chicks wear cufflinks?  They're so keen! I wanna wear them!Hot Doggin' CufflinksAren't these sweet?  er, savory?Elvis Head HoodieThere are more styles t...
Posted by Apple Something on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 08:31:00 PST

brainstorming a name and lots of anagrams

   I remember hearing the word "blog" 3 years ago and never knowing what it meant.  Now, every time I conduct a google image search for "tiniest cupcake" or "ugly person" I am taken to ...
Posted by Apple Something on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:35:00 PST

Apple making Ceviche del Bueno (yes, I speak mexican)

Here's my latest video. I'm making ceviche and Raquel is her cute self for the first 30 seconds and then she disappears! Hope you like. ...
Posted by Apple Something on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:05:00 PST

a quick blog about a thick log

I won't mention any names but I know this little girl whose potty training has become worthwhile and productive finally.  She has her own little toilet in our master bathroom.  This morning ...
Posted by Apple Something on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:00:00 PST

If I have a picture of your face, you might wanna see this

Who are these people?1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12.13.14.15.16.17.18.19.20.21 .22.23.24.looks good as a white boy!25.26.27. This one's my favorite.If you don't see yourself here, maybe I'll get to you, ma...
Posted by Apple Something on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:37:00 PST

work: The Small Fry Incident

A man was at the register ready to order.  Sean, the barista helping the man, was struggling to find out what he wanted to order.The man pointed to the pastry case and said, "Der is small fry, " ...
Posted by Apple Something on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:53:00 PST