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Sparkle

Sparkle the Designer Cat!

About Me

My brand new 2008 calendars are here!I'm also an award-winning author! Check out my book, Dear Sparkle: Advice From One Cat to Another ! I am the most famous Somali cat on the Internet! I'm a supermodel who has appeared in CATS USA, the About Cats website and I was a cover kitty for the June 2005 issue of Catnip Chronicles . But even more importantly I have my own website, Sparkle the Designer Cat , where you can read my monthly diary, check out my cat-to-cat advice column (no humans!), and read book reviews I've written. People from all over the world subscribe to my monthly newsletter and even buy my Designer Cat Official Merchandise . Considering that I'm only 4 in people years (which means I'm a young adult in cat years), this is pretty impressive, don't you think?And if you're wondering about my lack of modesty, um, have you ever met a modest cat? Are you anti-declaw? Copy the code below to add this graphic to your profile!Also check out my anti-declaw page on Squidoo!Join my Fan Club on MySpace! Click on the image below:
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My Interests

Playing; eating yummy, crunchy bugs; beating up on Boodie, the submissive cat around here; playing; big, fancy cat trees; cat toys; giving advice to other cats; bird watching and playing.

I'd like to meet:

Definitely I want to meet other cats. They don't have to be purebred or pedigreed - my two best friends are rescue cats. Rescued cats rule! No dogs, please - dogs make me hiss! I only want to meet humans if they really, really like cats and admit that cats are far superior to humans and that humans are on earth only to be slaves to cats. I am serious about that last part! If you're a human who wants to be my friend, you have to message me and explain why cats are so much better than humans. That's the only way I will trust you.And if that sounds snobby... duh! I'm a cat!!

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My Blog

February Diary, Advice and Book Review!

This is my fifth Valentine's Day and I've come to the conclusion that I hate this holiday! We cats can't eat chocolate and my human never lets me near the roses, so what use is it? But you can read al...
Posted by Sparkle on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:37:00 PST

Updates for Diary, Advice, Book Reviews

This has been quite an exciting month! My human got some new furniture for our office, and we cats had to examine it all very carefully to see if it met with our approval: http://www.sparklecat.com/Di...
Posted by Sparkle on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:58:00 PST

New Diary and Advice Up! Etc.

New updates to my website:Diary about my holidays - no cat tree, but some other cool gifts:http://www.sparklecat.com/Diary/December2007.shtmlMy advice column concerns a cat who's upset because his hum...
Posted by Sparkle on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:35:00 PST

Why my human doesn’t have any new Xmas pics of me

I'm not wearing a &*%*%^ Santa hat! No way!Stupid human.
Posted by Sparkle on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:21:00 PST

Yay, Update at Last!

I actually updated the site earlier in the week, but my human has been busy and it's been hard to spend any quality time on the computer. So here goes:Last month, my human brought home this cool goodi...
Posted by Sparkle on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:13:00 PST

My Human Made Me Do a Photo Session Today

and I really wasn't in the mood... so when we were done I hacked up a big, huge hairball. Unfortunately the photo card is full, so you can't see it - it's rad! I even impressed myself.
Posted by Sparkle on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:15:00 PST

Diary & Advice Updates! Etc.!

It's that time again! I've updated my diary - now you can hear about the cool gifts we got last month (I think my human was feeling guilty for ruining our favorite place to sunbathe):http://www.sparkl...
Posted by Sparkle on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:56:00 PST

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Posted by Sparkle on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:35:00 PST

Best Cat Treat Ever!!!

When my human came home this evening she started calling my name from the hallway that leads from the garage. Of course I didn't come - who knows what she was up to? It was pretty funny, actually, 'ca...
Posted by Sparkle on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:03:00 PST

New Diary Entry, Advice and Review!

What an annoying month - the house was falling apart and all my human could think of doing was traipsing across the country after her boyfriend. Never mind my stuff is getting trashed. But you can rea...
Posted by Sparkle on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:33:00 PST