THE BRAIN'S PRIMARY INTEREST IS TOTAL FELINE WORLD DOMINATION. HE ALSO ENJOYS LICKING HIS BUTT, GETTING STONED OUT OF HIS GOURD ON CATNIP, CUDDLING, AND CATCHING MICE AND CARRYING THEM TO THE TUB SO HE CAN CHASE THEM IN CIRCLES FOR HOURS. THE BRAIN LOVES HIS SEXY YOUNG 22-TOED STUD BOYFRIEND BOXER PAWS!!PUGNACIOUS Q. PICKLE LIKES GETTING BRUSHED, CUDDLING, HIS PUG BOYFRIEND BRUTUS BEEFCAKE, POOPING IN THE BATHTUB, AND DOES A MEAN STEVIE WONDER IMPERSONATION WHEN HE ISN'T BUSY TAKING OVER THE WORLD.
OTHER COOL CRITTERS WHO ARE DOWN WIT DA DOMINATION!Cats Talking
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WE LOVE TO GET MAIL AND COMMENTS AND WILL ALWAYS WRITE BACK, BUT PLEASE, ****NO CHAIN EMAILS!*** WE SIMPLY ARE MUCH TO BUSY WITH WORLD DOMINATION FOR NONSENCE LIKE THAT. JUST THINK OF WHAT YOU COULD BE DOING WITH YOUR TIME INSTEAD OF SENDING TWELVE FRIENDS SOMETHING THEY DON'T REALLY WANT ANYWAYS! THESE STUPID THINGS OFTEN COME WITH SOME SORT OF RIDICULOUS CLAIM LIKE, "IF YOU TRULY VALUE OUR FRIENDSHIP, YOU WILL WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME BOTHERING EVEN MORE PEOPLE WITH THIS DREK!" WE DON'T BUY IT. WE WOULD MUCH PREFER TO FIND AN ACTUAL PERSONAL LETTER FROM A FRIEND, AS WE ARE SURE YOU WOULD. OUR FRIENDS ALREADY KNOW WE LOVE THEM, AND WE DON'T NEED TO PROVE IT BY BOMBARDING THEM WITH JUNK MAIL! SO JUST SAY NO TO CHAIN MAIL, AND SAY YES TO WORLD DOMINATION!!
OUR MOMMA SIGNS KITTY CAROLS TO US ALL DAY LONG. SHE CHANGES THE LYRICS TO MAKE ALL THE SONGS ABOUT US... JUST LIKE THAT HIT CARLY SIMON SONG "Q. AND BRAIN, ALL THE SONGS ARE ALWAYS ABOUT YOU"
BECAUSE, LIKE ALL WORLD LEADERS, WE ARE HUGE PERVS- WE LOVE US SOME KITTY PORN!
ANYONE WHO RESCUES ANIMALS, PARTICULALRY THOSE WITH HANDICAPS OR SPECIAL NEEDS. ONE SUCH PLACE IS THE TOTALLY AWESOME ROLLING DOG RANCH THEY ARE OUR #1 FRIEND, OR CHECK 'EM OUT AT: WWW.ROLLINGDOGRANCH.ORG
AND THIS CAT....TOTALLY!