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jack

If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat---Mark Tw

About Me


I'm Jack. My nicknames are Jackie and Chunkmonster. In people years, I just turned 10. My life consists of eating, sleeping where ever I want to, and pooing. I also like throwing up on furniture and carpet. I like to take a big bite of food and walk away leaving a trail like Hansel and Grettel. I love to get in the clothes basket while mom tries to fold clothes, but playing in the sheets is my favorite pastime; especially if I've had a big dose of catnip. I live with my mom and dad, brother Bill, and adopted sister Freddie Kreuger, but I rule the roost! You'll be my friend as long as you scratch my head and stay away from my stomach! I am usually the center of attention. If I'm not, I will head-butt you until I get your attention. At my house, Jackie can do no wrong, so whatever I want to do, I do.
A few years ago, I had to have my eye removed. Someone had hit me over the head with a 2X4, which gave me a concusion and detached my lens from my eyeball. Then, to top it off, I got in a fight with another cat, and he scratched my eye. The doctor said I would feel much better if he took out my eye. Even without my eye, I'm the most handsome of all mom's kids.This is me after I ripped my toe off and had to have surgery. I was completely miserable!

My Interests

eating, sleeping, shitting, catnip, yogurt (basically all people foods), tearing up toilet paper, harassing my brother Bill and sister Freddie Kreuger, fighting other cats, etcme being a flirtmy blood brother BillFreddie Kreuger, my adopted sister--me and Bill needed a cat to play with; she has thumbsOzzy--one of the strays we feedGizmo, our bobtail we feed
For Cats Only
whats your name? Jack Anthony
How did you get your name? we were Jack and Jill, but Jill turned out to be Bill
what's your birthday? August 17, 1997
How many lives do you have left? 3 or 4 tops
Are you spayed or neutered? definitely, lost my boys a long time ago
what color are you? gray and white tabby
Short hair or long hair? short hair
Who's your best friend? my brother Bill
How many hours of beauty sleep do you get a day? 20
Favorite place to nap? on the back of the recliner
Are you an indoor or outdoor cat? mostly indoor
What is your favorite food brand? Friskies and Purina
what is your favorite toy? mom's ponytail holders or balled up foil
who is your hero? my mom
Do you like talking pictures ? i'm an attention hog
Do you get along with dogs? I hate dogs!
Who would you like to meet? anyone who will bow down to me
What's your favorite kitty treats? i rather people food
What is favorite pet store? Petsmart
Do you like going to the vet? i lost my balls, an eye and a toe there....NO
Have you ever been to jail AKA Animal shelter? nope
Who is your favorite human? my mom
How many brother and sisters do you have?what are their names? Bill (blood), Freddie Krueger, Ozzy and Gizmo
Describe yourself with one word? flirt

Books:

i like laying on books and chewing on the pages

Heroes:

the hand that feeds me