bitches, balls, barking, chasing things, sleeping on the back of the couch, barking, annoying mommy, rawhides, barking, beef jerky, doggy daddy, barking, treats, bonies, barking, babies, eating cat terds, barking, drinking Mommy's coffee when she's not looking, digging, barking, ice treats, going for walks, barking, going for rides in the car, getting people to scratch the side where I can't because my leg is missing, barking, beer, riding in the car, barking, going in the bathroom with mom, sleepiing on the pillows on the bed... maybe play a little dress up...
I'd like to meet some bitches who don't mind if I only have three legs, you know, someone who sees me for what's on the inside... Also, I'm looking to network with some of the guys who like to play ball- hit me up if you'd like to throw the ball around for a while...- I love the chase and barking while I chase!I have friends of all sizes, and we don't always have to see eye to eye...... someone who doesn't mind getting blown off now and again...
Favorite Artists: Snoop Doggy Dogg, Nate Dogg, (lil) Bow Wow, Three Dog Night, Saint Dogs and The Dogs. Favorite Songs: Atomic Dog by George Clinton and Parliment; Dogs by George Lopez; Givin the Dog a Bone by ACDC; Black Dog by Led Zepplin; I am the Bulldog by Kid Rock; Not my Dog by Soulja Slim; Black Dog by Black Label Society; Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood; and Dog the Bounty Hunter by Ozzy Ozbourne. And my ALL-TIME favorite song.... Who Let the Dogs Out by the Baha Men
Homeward Bound, Beethoven, Turner and Hooch (even though Turner is stoopid), The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Milo & Otis, Must Love Dogs, Snow Dogs, Benji, All Dogs Go to Heaven...I also liked the actor "Snots" on Christmas Vacation and the scene in Look Who's Talkin Now when all the dogs are talkin- don't you wish your boyfriend could talk like me??? The pug from Men in Black was pretty stealth, too!
Shows: Wishbone, Lassie, Scooby Doo, Rin Tin Tin... Actors: Astro Jetson (he can fly), Petey, Snoopy, Buck Bundy; Wishbone, Marmaduke, Clifford, Butch from Tom & Jerry, Benji, Pluto. Goofy is pretty stupid, but, WOOFever, he's still makin' more bones than me!
How to Train Your Master in One Week; Butt-sniffing in Every Language; How to Eat ANYTHING in the House Without Getting Caught (Editions 1 and 2); The Case of Beer-Doggles; Do Dogs Really Have Feelings and How To Explain Them to Your Owner; How to Shit ALL Over the Damn Yard; As the Ass Gets Sniffed; Why Humans Blame Farts on Dogs and Other Mysteries
any dog who has less legs than me and can still get it! Any other UNDERDOG!!!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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