Sniffin' butts - takin' names, giving advice, getting my whiskers really REALLY wet and dripping them on Mom, licking, pouncing, fung shui, barking, writing short stories, chasing birds, composing soft rock hits on my TR808, watching Dog Shows, gourmet garbage sampling, sleeping, kids, agility training, fetch, herding humans, giving kisses, origami, beggin' for treats, digging, Squeaky...OOOOHHHH I LOVE squeaky! lets play? please? please? play? huh?
I'd like to meet:
:::wags nubby tail:::
Cesar Millan - calm, assertive, sniffsniffsniff delicious!
more Dogs! Be part of my Pack, yo!
The guy who twists rawhide into those little bone shapes. I love that guy!
Dear Abby
Matt Gallant
Keegan-Michael Key
Dr Foster and Dr Smith
Any dog shorter than me. (I don't like having to stand on tippy toe to smell Hello)
Music:
Death Metal, German Techno, Opera, Celine Dion, Listening to Pet Radio.com
Anyone whom I hear playing "Who Let the Dogs Out" will be nipped rather persistently until drawn blood cools my ire.
Movies:
Over the Hedge, Seven (man that movie needs smell-o-vision - we are talking epic stinkiness here!), Because of Winn-Dixie, Reservoir Dogs (it wasn't what I thought, but there's a lot of yelling), Jurassic Park, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Moonstruck, Wallace and Grommit, Dogtown (again, not what I expected but Ruff! I love humans on wheels!), Cats and Dogs
Television:
Why don't things on TV have a smell? It's maddening. I like Judge Judy. I just wish she had a smell. I love shows with animals. I like the Dog Whisperer, too.
Books:
Don't Shoot the Dog, The Pokey Little Puppy, Runaway Bunny, Holes
Heroes:
Scooby Doo, Kevin Cooper, Benji, Gir from Invader Zim (we share a love of piggies), Jaime my Groomer from Ann's Mobile Grooming, Paris Hilton (now that's a pedigree pooch and she like dogs!), My Daddy (he's such a dominant male), Lee and Friends at Dog Days Atlanta, Drs. Waters and Rouvet my vets at North Hills animal hospital, my Squeaky Hedgehog!, My Mommy (her butt smells like bacon, drrrooolllll)
