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Dresden McBarker

THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE DEAD!!! 7/4/96-8/19/06 R.I.P. DRESI!!!

About Me

i'm a mutt, 1/2 Great Dane, and 1/2 Black Lab, i like sniffing behinds, cookies, going to the river, riding in the back of the truck, going to bloody crackdown shows, licking myself, and sleeping on my humans bed, when he's not home! http://www.valiantdeath.com..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

dogshit, and bitches, pleasing my masters, Bloody Crackdown,- "who be tear'in up clubs literally", and are "Notorious For Fucking Shit Up". my main human is a former army Sgt.,grunt, w/the 187th Inf. Regt. "Rakkasans", 101st Airborne Div., and 2/224th Assault Helicopter Bn., 29th Inf. Div. Black Hawk Crew chief. World Famous Roadie, now working as "Independent Contractor", w/ his hand picked squad. If you have $$$, and need something, call my man. To hear some old school BLOODY CRACKDOWN go to:

I'd like to meet:

Hot Bitches, With-Its, Cool K-9's, Crazy Cats, Tattood Freak Chicks, Pierced up Freak babes, Freaks, Geeky Freakies, Freaky Bitches, Black Sheep of the Family Girls, Moms, Mommys Girls, Daddys girls if thier Freaky. Roller Girls, Rock Goddess's, Suicide Girls, ...I love you all! (malingerer?, lame?, lazy, AND crazy?- No Habla!) Freaky-Deakys only please. ...thank you. http://www.garageband.com/artist/bloodycrackdown ..bloodycrack http://www.myspace.com/bloodycrackdownhq88_8:::888888::::::: ::::::::::::::::::88888888888___888 ___________88:::::88888888::::::m::::::::::::::88888888888__ __8 _________888888888888888888:M::::::::::::::::8888888888888 ________88888888888888888888:::::::::::::::::M88888888888888 ________8888888888888888888888:::::::::::::M8888888888888888 _________8888888888888888888888::::::::::M888888888888888888 ________8888888888888888::88888:::::::::M8888888888888888888 8 ______88888888888888888:::88888::::::::M888888888888888___88 88 _____88888888888888888:::88888::::::M:::::;o*M*o;888888888__ __88 ____88888888888888888:::8888:::::::M::::::::::::::::::888888 88____8 ___88888888888888888::::88:::::::::M:;::a::::::::::::::::888 888888 __8888888888888888888:::8:::::::::M::::aAa::::::::::::M88888 88888_______8 __88___8888888888::88::::8::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::88888 8888888888_8888 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Music:

Snoop Dog, Bloody Crackdown, GWAR, Flipper, G.B.H., Dayglo Abortions, FEAR, The Exploited, Gang Green, Lunachicks, Deluxe, Sheer Terror, Carcass, 2 live crew, ICE-T, Agony Column, N.Y. Rel-x, Buzzcocks, Butthole Surfers, The Bronx, The Hunns, The Midnight Creeps, Ween, classical-ludi von b, wagner, and wolfie ami d mozart.

Movies:

Dogma, Boogie Nights, Bambi, 101 Dalmations, The Bear,: Once Upon A Time In America, Gummo, Apocalypse Now, Scarface, The GoodThe Bad and the Ugly, Barfly, Jackie Chan Films, Old Kung-Fu movies, Blackhawk Down, Cross Of Iron, 12 monkeys, Snatch, Desperate Living, Barton Fink, Millers Crossing, FullMetalJacket, House Of 1000 Corpses, Homeward Bound.

Television:

ANIMAL PLANET RULES!, ROME, Entourage, Cheaters, Bam, Doggie Fizzle, Judge Joe Brown, Deadwood, The Sopranos, Anatomy of A Firefight, C.N.N., The WildBoyz, Gunny Ermy's Mail Call, Adult Swim, Brak, AT Hunger Force, Sponge Bob Square Pants, History Channel, Jersey Devils Hockey, New York Giants Foolsball.

Books:

"The Yellow Pond", by I.P. Dailey, "The Chinese Population Explosion" by Wee Fukim Yung, "Dog Training Made Easy" by Some Asshole, "The Element Of Surprise" by Dayrell Young, "A Blood Dimmed Tide", "Monster" by Monster Cody, "Force Recon Diaries" by Doc Norton, "Catch-22" by Joseph Heller, "Six Silent Men" by Raynold Martinez, "Eyes Behind The Lines" by Gary Linderer, "The Choirboys", "Enemy At The Gates" by the Mad Russian, "Masterchief", "We Were Soldiers Once, And Young" by Col. Hal Moore, "About Face" by David Hackworth, and "The Price Of Exit".

Heroes:

K-9's who put thier lives on the line. People who live life on the edge. With-it's, People who been in the shit, and Worldly Motherfuckers.

My Blog

Art Critic Obama

Art Critic Obama Britney Spears painting, other work ditched before gallery fundraiser MAY 11--When Barack Obama arrived this week for a campaign fundraiser at a Virginia art gallery, one large pain...
Posted by Dresden McBarker on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:54:00 PST

DYING REALLY SUCKS!!!

...SO IF YOU WANT TO SAY GOODBYE, COME SAY IT NOW OR TONIGHT! I HAVE ADVANCED KIDNEY DISEASE AND DOC SAYS WE GOT TO DO IT NOW, TO AVOID ME FROM ANY SUFFERING. I JUST TURNED 10 LAST MONTH, AND IT SUX B...
Posted by Dresden McBarker on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:54:00 PST

Dog found licking flesh off dying woman up for adoption

    TUCSON, AZ - A dog that was removed from an assisted-living home after it was found licking flesh off an elderly woman's arm has been found suitable for adoption. Officials say an anima...
Posted by Dresden McBarker on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:16:00 PST

Crazy Bitch Attacks Dog Breeder With Her Dead Chihuahua

  ST. PETERS, Mo. A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said. The 33-year-old...
Posted by Dresden McBarker on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:30:00 PST

Keith Richards Fell Out Of A Tree. His Heroin Needles Unharmed

  News Edition: 05/01/2006 WELLINGTON, New Zealand -- Keith Richards is in a hospital in New Zealand after he fell out of a tree and later got into a jet ski accident. His spokeswoman said Richa...
Posted by Dresden McBarker on Tue, 02 May 2006 08:55:00 PST

Fake doc arrested for door-to-door breast checks

04/22/2006 FLA-- A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the...
Posted by Dresden McBarker on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:42:00 PST

Man Kills Girlfriend For Refusing To Warm Up Sandwiches

  Walter S. Fordyce, 58, of Uniontown, Pennsylvania is being held in custody for killing his live-in girlfriend when she refused to warm up sandwiches for him. Mary McCann, 58, was killed after ...
Posted by Dresden McBarker on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 11:55:00 PST

Man Shot For Fourth Time At Same Location

  Poughkeepsie, NY-- Saturday's shooting of a City of Poughkeepsie man marked the fourth time the man had been shot in the same apartment complex in six years. Records reveal the 35-year-old vi...
Posted by Dresden McBarker on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 04:57:00 PST

Cheney takes blame for shooting!

55 minutes ago WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vice President Dick Cheney' name=c1> SEARCHNews | News Photos | Images | Web' name=c3> Dick Cheney took the blame on Wednesday for accidentally shooting ...
Posted by Dresden McBarker on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:21:00 PST

UCONN Bukkake!

  News Edition: 02/06/2006 STORRS -- Three University of Connecticut students who allegedly ejaculated onto a female student while she slept in a dorm room this fall have been charged with disord...
Posted by Dresden McBarker on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 04:53:00 PST