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Gay Max

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About Me

I used to hump my boy Chet all the time, but he ran away and never came back. I enjoy running away when left outside unattended. My favorite things are round and bouncy, and if they happen to squeek, I'm ok with that. I seem to be spending more and more of my time laying around.Here are some pictures of me:

Here I am helping out some retard.

This infaltable balloon was designed by me.

As you can see I'm very happy.

My Interests

Fetching, drinking water, eating when there is food in my bowl. I love it when people come home. I love chasing rabbits and squirrels.

I'd like to meet:

I absolutely do not want to meet The Dog Whisperer. That guy is foreign and dirty. I have a bad feeling about him. I like Rotts, them Periwinkle Terriers. Oh and I've kinda got a thing for pugs.

Music:

Def Leopard, Snoop Dogg, Bow Wow, Crazytown

Movies:

Air Bud

Television:

World's Funniest Animals, True Life: I want to be a therapy dog.

Books:

Get 'em Girl: The Official Autobiography of Lassie

Heroes:

That dog from Milo & Otis. He was the first Gay dog to be an actor.

My Blog

I'm not doing a very good job of hiding...

so a few people have seen me...
Posted by Gay Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gay Max's first blog...

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Posted by Gay Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST