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shiva

Not your bitch!

About Me

I like romping mostly, and that lady who lives here is not so much fun. Sometimes she locks me in her car in strange garages overnight. I used to have a sister, but that lady sent her to go live in some other lady's purse. Come play with me, unless you're a crackhead, I don't like crackheads. But if you used to be a crackhead and now obstain, that's cool. I have no judgement. And if you're a crackhead and live in a van full of puppies, I guess that's okay, too.

My Interests

I like sticks, but I'll chase a tennis ball if it's really important to you. Snowballs and pine cones will do in a pinch. My other loves are food, your butt, cats, racoons, seaweed, the ocean, jellyfish, dead things, empty dog food cans, birds made from sugar-free chocolate, objects that resemble sticks, and wooden objects that can be whittled into sticks.

I'd like to meet:

Nice people, smelly people, people with snacks in their pockets, people who like to throw sticks, small submissive dogs, and "clever" cats. (All you cats think you're so smart, don't you?) And for the record, I am a dog. Don't try to add me so I can listen to your dumb band.

Music:

Wendy used to sing "You are my sunshine" to me over and over. I miss her, she's always with that Grrrr character. I also like Mariah Carrey and Trick Daddy.

My Blog

doggie style

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Posted by shiva on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST