Hella Bella

I'm a complicated canine. I can't tell you my past, where I'm from, or where I've been. I'd rather not relive that part of my life. I just know my mom saved me from the hell and confines of the Gos awful, so-called "animal shelter" or what we call prison. And I am happy. Ilove my new momma. She treats me good....feeds me treats and pig ears,,,,though not too many because I've got the J-Lo bootie goin on and I'm really self conscience about that, so please be careful with your comments.....I'm doing the best I can! She whispers silly things to me under my floppy ears, brushes me, rubs my belly, and lets me watch Animal Planet. I usually get 2 to 3 walks a day....which I need because I have a little incontinence problem when I get excited and let me tell you, I get excited easily. I itch a lot but only because it's hard for me to get around to my own butt. Sometimes I have to scoot it along the carpet to itch. Sssshhhhh....my mom doesn't like that but it's the only way to relieve the itch!!!! I'm a little sad because I miss my dad....or the guy who claimed to be my dad. He left and I don't know where he went! He just didn't come home one day and I get really excited when someone comes to the door, but it's never him. So....I get sad but my mom is trying real hard to make up for that. I'm also a benge eater. I don't eat for 2 days and then when everyone is asleep I gorge and eat my whole bowl of food in the middle of the night....now, when the neighbor's cats aren't looking, I'll eat their food too but don't tell them because I am very scared of cats. They are mean to me. I don't like kids either. I bit one last month. Everyone got real mad at me....but I was scared. Sorry about that. Anyways....I love everyone else and I love to be touched....just like my mom. I'm a lover....so love me. I'm all good.