Hatin' on puffins, eating pickled herring, tobbogoning on my belly, strollin' along Bourbon street in New Orleans at 4:20 and pickin' up hookers.I scored a 49% on the "how myspace are you?" Quizie! What about you?
Anyone but a puffin. Puffins are bottom feeding leeches. They try to exploit and ride on the tailfeathers of of their more popular relative, the magestic penguin. Puffins are a disgrace. They can't even live in the snow, and their beaks are ugly.
The rap song "shake ya tailfeather", old school Easy E, A little Marvin Gaye always gets the female penguins in the mood for some lovin'....Music is cool, but I'd rather hear myself do the famous PENGUIN BATTLE CRY. If you ever hear this ear splitting skwak then head for the hills, mofo. The penguin battle cry is used only when I am about to attack.
Adam Sandler is an actor who is not afraid to feature my fellow feathered and flightless in his hilarious comedies. I had a bit part in Billy Madison and also in his latest movie, 50 first dates.
Chilly Willy the penguin, Pingu.
Mr Popper's Penguins!!!!! I am named after Mr Popper's first and foremost famous pet penguin, Cap'n Cook!!! If you are familiar with the book, you will know that in the end Mr. Popper leaves his wife and children and sets sail for Antarctica with Cap'n and the rest of the penguins. Proof that Penguin companionship is far superior to that of humans.
Pingu.