My name is Fenriz. Named after the norse wolf. Darkthrone's drummer was, of course, named after me. I'm a purebred Border Collie, Tricolor, with curly hair. At first glace most people think I'm fat, but I just have a lot of fluffy, curly fur. In case you didn't notice from my profile picture, I have eyebrows. Big beautiful eyebrows. I have a brother named Frost. He's a Borde Collie too. Enough about him, back to me.
In my spare time I enjoy making pizza when no one is looking. No one ever see's it, because as soon as they turn thier backs BAM! I make a pizza and eat it leaving no traces behind. That's because I'm good.
My favorite toys are anything shaped like a donut, such as squeaky rubber donuts or various sizes of rawhide donuts. I also enjoy pig ears and Tender T-bonz (those are my favorite)
Some would call me adventurous, brave, daring. That's because of this new thrill-seeking hobby I have developed. You see, since I am a dog, much of the delicious food my owners eat are off limits to me. What I do is patiently wait for them to drop thier guard and leave food unattended on the counter. When the coast is clear I quickly stand up on my hind legs and eat it before they return. Oh ho ho it really gets my adrenaline pumping. So far I have devoured: Half of a large pepperoni pizza, six hot dogs (at once), a dozen or so breakfast sausage(at once), some teriyaki steak tips, and some salad.
One more thing...I rule.
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? The Almighty Fenriz, Dog of all dogs and master of all
What's your mommy/owners name? I have four Humans.
What breed are you? 100% Pure elite Border Collie.
How much did you cost?? I am priceless.
What's your facorite toy? It varies. I like to play tug o' total-war and fiery destruction.
Tap water ot bottled water? Whatever the hell comes out of the faucet...and if im lucky i can sneak a few mouthfulls of sea-water at the beach.
Do you always walk or are you always carried? Considering my breed it would be rather humourous in my humans carried me everywhere, besides, once i reach my full grown size, it would take the strength of the gods to lift me.
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? The myths say I will become quite large, I may weigh thousands.
Do you wear clothes? On VERY rare occaisions.
Long or short hair? Long. Curly. I'm a metal dog, what do you expect?
Indoor or outdoor? Both. I enjoy the dirt and the couch...especially when i bring the dirt on the couch. But that is a practice that will summon the human's wrath.
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? In my fuckin' bed. Which I broke with my massive strength.
What's your fave color? Eyebrown. The color of my eyebrows.
Do you chase cats or get along with them? Vlad is my ally and my warbrother. We shall fight along-side eachother on the battlefeild. Feline and Canine paw in paw shall bring down the reign of human terror.
How old are you? (in people years) almost 3.
Do you like to go swimming? Indeed. I was built for the sea, as the vikings were in thier knarrs!
Are you fixed? Well I'm certainly not broken. Though I do feel as though something is missing since that visit to the doctors.
What color are your eyes? brown.
What color is your hair? White, black, and eyebrown.
Do you get groomed? My fur grows freely and naturally, like my ancestors!
Are you potty trained? I shit in the wilderness, and support the growth of...grass...
How much do you bark? I have a lovely singing voice.
Have you ever bit anyone? Yes. When the humans wrestle me. I do not bite hard though.
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? I am pure and shall only create pure offspring...if i could that is.
Do you like the bath or hate it? To be cleansed i find quite relaxing.
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? Depends on if I like you or not. If i think your threaten my humans than I shall bear my fangs.
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? No.
Do you do any doggie sports?? Sports, I have much more important things to do. Like enslaving the human race and figuring out how to turn the world in a dog's paradise
How cute are you from 1 to 10? My cuteness knows no bounds
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Oh, and just to let you know ahead of time, if you try to take any of my bones, and this includes rawhide doughnuts, those tasty pig ears, marrow bones, anyhting of that sort....I'll tear your face off. MINE!!! MINE!!!
