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isis & michea

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Isis: I'm a pretty fucking cute torti point siamese, and I was saved by my meowmy at 7 mo old. I had been in a no kill shelter (whatever that means) and was being "displayed" at the local petco, when my mommy came in. She saw me, let me out of my cage, I rubbed my butt on her, showed her my belly and then wrapped my arms around her neck and never let go.
I like show off my belly and lick my ass. I like to eat bread and watch things happen outside my windows, although I'd rather not go outside.
I'm a single girl. I was seeing someone last summer, but he's stopped coming around. I like snowshoe and ragdoll boys, they're HOT!
I also enjoy hugging and smooching my meowmy while she sleeps.
Michea (that's "Meeka"): Hello! I'm a one eyed cali-ger... If you can't tell by the pictures, I'm a very small girl (body frame wise) but it appears I swallowed a basketball. Mom's waiting for my stomach to out grow my legs. Currently my petite little self weighs in at 12lb 2 oz. I'm so pretty!
My story I was taken to a hospital when I was 6 weeks old 'cause my eye was all swollen, turns out I had glaucoma. When the doctor told the woman that brought me in that he had to take the eye out before is spread to the other eye, the mean ol' bitch said to just put me to sleep and left. Well I guess my mom used to work for this doctor so they gave her a call. Later that day I had my eye taken out and that night my mommy came to pick me up... and I haven't let her sleep since.
I also enjoy showing my belly (but only 'cause my sis taught me how.) and I'm too fat to get to my ass to lick it, but I sure try. And sometimes I talk like a siamese. (my sis taught me that too.) I also enjoy eating, yelling at my mom when my food bowl gets low, getting everything, getting my sis, being a dork, having my "eyeless" rubbed, eating, rolling around in the bath tub, eating, sitting on my daddy's lap to get my "eyeless" rubbed, eating, drinking from my daddy's bathroom sink and eating.
I hate being locked out of a room, diet food (please send treats!) and..... oh no..... i think i can see the bottom of my food bowl..... gott'a go!.....MOMMY!!!!!!!
Yauch (pronounced, Yowt please.): Hello! I'm a BIG hansom semi-feral siamese boy. (I'm working on the feral thing) I used to live in Miami Florida with over one hundred of my close family and friends and one little old lady. Things weren't very sanitary in that house and sharing food with a hundred other felines wasn't much fun. One day the little old lady left and didn't come back home. Few by few my relatives were taken out of the house by some really nice people, then it was my turn. I stayed at a very nice ladies house for a few weeks until I was stuck in the carrier to spend 14 hours in a car.
Now I'm told I live in Indiana. Frankly, I like it here. It took me a long time to get used to my new home, but now I have a Meowmy and Daddy and two new really bratty sisters. I spend a lot of my time snuggling with my brother Pete. (He lived in Miami with me, but came to Indiana on a separate car trip after I did) The majority of my time is spent eating yummy yummy food! I'll yell and howl if my bowel gets any lower than FULL and meowmy tells me my big ol' butt weighs over 15lbs now. Meowm's been really nice at trying to make me less scared of humans. She's suckered me in with this awesome thing called a wire brush. I love having my butt brushed and meowmy gives me good scratches. She's also introduced me to this smooch on the head thing, it was pretty scarey at first but now I love kisses on the head. Maybe someday when my Daddy stops moving so fast and being so loud, he can give me smooches too.
Pete: Hi. Like my brother said, I'm from Miami too. I guess life in Indiana isn't SO bad. It's less crouded here and I get more food, but I have to be around these annoying humans all the time. I'll only admit this to you other felines, but my humans aren't so bad... I just don't need them trying to touch me. They say I'm feral, I say I'm picky. They keep trying to bribe me with this "cat nip" stuff and some thing called "treats?" Whatever, I'm not falling for any of it! I'm told I am a very good boy, I get along with all of my siblings well, I talk to my humans at least daily, and I mostly only scratch the scratching post. All I really want in life is a safe place to nap, my mouse toys, yummy food and for those damned humans to stop trying to pet me!
In Memory of our brother Layne. We Love You! Layne Staley Charles 1998ish-11/2004

My Interests

sleeping, getting stuff, playing the "get the other one" game.
We're lonely house cats that needed something to do while mom was at work... & a way to meet people seeing as we haven't apposable thumbs to open the door and go out to bars, (or where ever people go to meet other people.)

I'd like to meet:

Other meows, and meow lovers. Animal rescuers. And ducks, we like ducks. And famous people. And anyone who will feed us! And an owl, whoottie whoo!

Music:

Outcats; Felix da house cat.

Television:

mom makes us watch oprah to tell her what happens.

Books:

...are fun to lay across.

Heroes:

Wishbone. Teaching dogs everywhere to read is awesome. Now they can be as smart as cats. meow ^..^ ^. ^

My Blog

We're so cute! Bet you can't stand it, huh!?

My first visit to the bath tub! (Mom pushed me in when I was standing on the edge, she's such a bitch!) (I think I may have gained a little weight since that last picture.) My most recent trip...
Posted by isis & michea on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more pitures!

Still no scanner, so our super cute pictures still can't be posted. But here's some camera phone pictures our mom took. Us chill'n on our great grandma's chair. Me try'n to clean my but...
Posted by isis & michea on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Death in the Family

This morning 11-24-04 our older brother past away. He was aprox. six years and was loved greatly by us all. He went in mom's arms and with me (michea) chewing on his tail to show my love. We w...
Posted by isis & michea on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NOT ART!

There's some crazy ass bitch out there murdering animals in the name of art. Beating cats with sticks and mutilating their bodies is NOT art. As an artist and a human being i'm offended and disgusted....
Posted by isis & michea on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

birthdays!!! ^..^

It's our birthdays this month! I'm now four and michea just turned two. yeah for us!  send us happy birthday wishes! meowzers ^..^
Posted by isis & michea on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Halloween!

So today, mom went and bought us pumpkins for halloween. YEAH! We carved them (with our brother Layne, he's an iguana) here's a picture... ...
Posted by isis & michea on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST