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Chopstick

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

If your willing to look beyond my hairy ass body you'll see that I'm sweet and lovable underneath it all....nah F that! I am one bad ass mo fo! I have a spiked collar and I know how to use it.

My Interests

playing with monkeys, dressing up as batman, eating, sleeping, watching Cops, playing fetch, licking my self, jumping up at the peep hole on the front door, laying on my back, making peoples eyes itch, leaving hair all over the place to piss my mom off, and doing back flips...Sean Cummings you're gonna get it =)

I'd like to meet:

cat woman! MEOW!!!!

Music:

that theme song from Disney's Lady and the Tramp... "we are Siamese if you please" Do you know what I'm talkin bout Willis?

Movies:

Best in show, Oliver and Company, Lady and the Tramp, Aristocats, Vacation, and Lion King!

Television:

Animal Planet, America's funniest Pets, Tom and Jerry, Southpark, Bevis and Butthead, and Garfield

Books:

How to Train Your Human

Heroes:

My mama