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Garfield The Cat

I hate Mondays...

About Me

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Among the things that I like are coffee (best if it's bottom of the pot and strong enough burn a hole in the counter), beds, teddy bears and lasagna. Things I think should be banned from comics are: Mondays, dogs, and spiders. Also, unluckly for Odie, I also enjoy kicking dogs off the side of the table. I also feel I am NOT overweight, just undertall. I'd rather pig out than work out; in fact, my passion for food and sleep is matched only by my aversion to diet and exercise (I prefer lay-downs to sit-ups). I'd like mornings better if they started later.
Things I absolutely hate are spiders, raisins, dogs, diet, exercise, camping, vacations, getting wet, farm trips, vet visits, catching mice, waxed donuts, nermal, and the mailman.

My Interests

Eating, sleeping, pookie, guzzling coffee, lasagna, my remote control, being lazy, kicking Odie off of the table, naps, mauling the mailman, smashing spiders, eating birds, raiding the fridge, watching TV, scratching the curtains, eating ferns, waking up Jon

I'd like to meet:

People who want to feed me.

Television:

Anything.

Heroes:

Jim Davis