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Friendly Meowington Esquire Kennedy Onassis III

meow...meowow...

About Me

Meow meow meeeoowww moew. Meow meow. Meowowwowwoww! Meow meow meow meow meow meeeeooowwwoww meow.Don't get Friendly Meowington upset...or else....Next time he'll think twice before crossing me!

My Interests

My interests are sleeping, eating treats, hiding in paper bags, chasing things that move, rubbing things when I itch, rolling around, and playing hockey. I live alone, but I enjoy my independence. I like to make friends. Meowwowww!I also love love love Whisker Lickens! Mmmmm...Good stuff. I raise my right paw to the creator of Whisker Lickens. And Beef Jerky!!!!! Here's my newest analogy: "Sex" is to "Bill Clinton" as "Whisker Lickens and Beef Jerky" is to "Friendly Meowington Esquire Kennedy Onassis III". Here's another anology to help you understand my obsession with Whisker Lickens and Beef Jerky: "The Godfather Trilogy" is to "the best mob movie ever created in time" as "Whisker Lickens" is to "the best kitty teaser ever made for the love of cats".

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Music:

I love musicals! "I am sixteen going on seventeen. Meow meow meow meow meow meowwww. Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meowwwwwwww." Step aside Julie Andrews!My mom's phone make synthetic kitten meows when she gets a call. It's not very realistic, but I get fooled everytime. Sometimes my mom will sing to me too. She's kind of silly. She's not very good but I love it.

My Blog

Just catting around

My mom has a hobby of making keychain thingys out of sworvski crystals. Just to piss her off, I decided to try and eat the crystals. She got really freaked out, I guess because those crystal things ...
Posted by Friendly Meowington Esquire Kennedy Onassis III on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wizard of oz

do you know the down and dirty secrets of the wizard of oz novel? well...in the original book by frank l. baum, everything in the wizard of oz stood for something economical time period. the yellow ...
Posted by Friendly Meowington Esquire Kennedy Onassis III on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girl Scout Cookies = BS & Lies!

Girl scout cookies really suck. I just recently got swindled by two fourth grade girl scouts (ex convicts from Camp Cup Cake) into purchasing my 4 boxes of cookies. Sure they "claim" that the cookie...
Posted by Friendly Meowington Esquire Kennedy Onassis III on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ichiban Oishiiiii Bento!

Today I had the best bento ever...EVER!!! You know when you aren't even hungry but you keep eating because it's so good....well it was like that but better because I WAS hungry and kept eating it aft...
Posted by Friendly Meowington Esquire Kennedy Onassis III on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

More Superman Hmmm...

If I were to make the movie Superman 5, I wouldn't. I heard that former Iolani Alunmist Chris Lee is scheduled to create Superman 5 the movie. I think that by the time a sequel gets to number 4, it'...
Posted by Friendly Meowington Esquire Kennedy Onassis III on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lindsay Lohan Love Hate Relationship

I don't really like Lindsay Lohan. I can't explain it, but she's fricken annoying. I think it's because she's not that hot but somehow many adolescent guys think she is but she's reall not. Hmm...I...
Posted by Friendly Meowington Esquire Kennedy Onassis III on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST