Laying on plastic bags or anything that's not mine, also laying on freshly washed blankets and getting my fur all over them, playing with paper and tearing it into little pieces, catnip toys, watching the birds and the world go by from the cool bed my Mommy made for me by the window sill, eating, sleeping, keeping my Mommy and Daddy awake when they sleep by meowing ALL NIGHT LONG, biting my Mommy when she's tries to pet me and I'm not in the mood.
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Some cool friends....also stay in touch with family like my Mommy and Daddy on here. I would LOVE to meet Nalla my beautiful girlfriend!!WHERE DO PETS COME FROM????A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me." And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will know that I love you even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself." And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam.And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail.And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG." And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him.And Adam was comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well." And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is.The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration."And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam.
And Cat would not obey Adam.
And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being.
And Adam learned humility.
And God was pleased.
And Adam was greatly improved.
And Dog was happy.
And Cat didn't care one way or the other.
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Kitty's Bedtime PrayerNow I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,and sofa cushions, soft and nice.For grocery bags where I can hide,just like a tiger, crouched inside!I pray for gourmet Kitty snacks,and someone nice to scratch my back.For window sills all warm and bright,for shadows to explore at night.I pray I'll always stay real cool,and keep the secret feline rule.To NEVER tell a human that...the world is really ruled by CATS!
Movies:
Anything my Mommy or Daddy are watching as long as I can lay on them and shed my orange fur all over them Im loving it.
Television:
Anything on animal planet, anything with Cats, Lions or Tigers.
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Books:
I don't read much but I do enjoy laying on top of ANY book or newspaper that Mommy or Daddy leave around.
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Heroes:
My real Mom and Dad, my adopted mom and dad, my Grandpa Jerry, Garfield, and God.
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