Hello! My name is Barney and I live with my sister. THE HUMAN calls her Madonna, because she is a diva. I was named after Barney Gumble from the Simpsons – don't ask me why. We are indoor cats and the only time we get to see the outside world is when we have to go to the vet or when we go on holidays to THE HUMANs parents. I am a very laidback cat and I like to do cat things: sleeping, eating, being lazy to the max and starring out of the window. THE HUMANS think we do that for no particular reason. The truth is: WE ARE WATCHING YOU!!! … and one day we are gonna rule the world. So if you are a cat and wish to support me with my plans for world domination, please become my friend. If you are a HUMAN, stay away! Don't get me wrong, I like people, too. But I get to meet new people all the time, because they come to our house, but they never bring cats. So this is my only chance of meeting more of my kind. Cats of any colour, don't hesitate to get in touch with me!!!
Meow!!!
(Or as we German cats say: miau!)
