My name is Miss-Kee. My Daddy calls me Kee-Kee. My uncle Wade calls me Miss Kitty. I'm a confused house cat living in Midlothian, VA. When my Daddy adopted me from the Chesterfield Animal Shelter, they told him I was a GIRL cat. So he named me Miss-Kee (not to be confused with Miss Kitty from "Gunsmoke"). Anywho within 6-months my Daddy and I discovered that I was a BOY cat, and not a GIRL cat! SURPRISE! But my name still stuck. I've had my privates removed (I miss them) and now I'm a transvestite house cat looking for friends. I love to dress-up in drag. I have one sister cat who is named Sista. We play a lot, although it looks like we are fighting. We live over a garage, like Tim and Uncle Martin in "My Favorite Martian." They call me the QUEEN of the garage. I like to eat, sleep, and "do my business." I like to go outdoors, when my Daddy lets me. My Daddy wants to hold me and pet me, but sometimes I don't like all that. I have recently started chasing reflections, but I haven't caught any yet. I like to watch birds out the window. I call birds "the flying feathers." I love feathers and feather boas.
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The Past Life Quiz
MY RESULT: A Stern Victorian Woman
You know how sometimes, even when you should be having fun, you get really
serious? Well, that's just the stern Victorian woman in you coming out.
A little over 100 years ago, your soul was hanging out on the east coast,
wearing high-necked dresses and being a total buzzkill at parties. And
don't even get us started on your poor kids. You'd give those guys a
whoopin' just from yawning in church.
It's not all bad new, though - for instance, your soul is tough, and
strong-willed, and knows how to throw down. So if you're ever feeling like
a sissy, think back to your past life and gather some strength.
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