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Tony Montana

political prisoner, give me my fuckin human rights

About Me

i don't do much now. i fell into a pool and drowned, but not because i couldn't swim. i started my trek into the United States by reaching out and touched someone special (Rebenga) to get a green card. my buddy met with a chainsaw with bad results. my right-hand man is gone because of a misunderstanding. i told my mentor, Frank, 'jou fuct up' and took his wife. all in all, i ended up with a large house, nice cars, strung-out wife that can't carry a child since her womb is so polluted and table full of colombia's finest. i lived the good life, the american dream as some would say.
people may hate me for making this page since i'm not even cuban, my page sucks and insulting the movie, wah-wah-wah, etc... but jou know what, jou cock-a-roaches? the movie was fiction, there was never a tony montana so all jou people get jour heads out jour a$$! i like the position i am in because of the low-iq chumps that get their panties in a knot over something irrelevant. i have achieved something i never intended, pissing off low-iq chumps. go suckle on that baby bottle of haterade i got for y'all.
the most annoying thing on myspace - people that write like "dis n dat", "DiS N dAt" or any variation of that. a couple of words in a sentence is cool but geez people, show some intelligence if you got it. lol. if the problem is your keyboard, get a new one. if i pissed you off with that comment then i have done my job. so what now?
oh yeah...tony is in the import and export business...
Here are some great Scarface sites.
I know there's tons more but these are some of my favorites.
This is where you will find the voice/quotes from the movie
Scarface Site 1
Scarface Site 2
Scarface Site 3

Here are just some sites that I referred to for modifying my page:
Site One
Site Two
Site Three
Site Four
Site Five

Please do not link to anything from my site.
Upload the files to your own personal site and link to there.
Thank you for your cooperation.
One more thing...for all the folks that really thought this was Tony Montana or any like that and got mad because it was me. Are y'all really that dee dee dee? Don't hate on me because I have a decent page and y'all pages ain't shit. Say all you want, it don't make a difference to me.
New for June 2006!
I'd like to offer some Haterade for these clowns. LOL!

My Interests

nothing

But if y'all phuckin' send me spam mail or attempt to post spam comments, y'all getting deleted. you dumb-phuks!

I'd like to meet:

anybody is cool with me, until you piss me off...

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND...

Music:

mostly trance/ambient, some drum and bass, a little rock and rap.

what i am listening to now:

*josh wink & public enemy - higher state of bring the noise
*kenneth thomas - ghost in the machine (original mix)
*gabriel & dresden - travelling on (feat. Beber and Tamra)
*bcml - mr. horowitz (G & D 365magonline mix)
*gabriel & dresden - let go
*pink bomb - indica (vocal mix)
*massive attack - angel
*jay-z and linkin park - jigga what/faint
*gabriel & dresden - tracking treasure down (low tech mix)
*perasma - swing 2 harmony (original mix)
*the killers - mr brightside (thin white duke remix)
*tupac - all eyez on me
*jay-z and linkin park - numb/encore
*crystal method - busy child
*tupac - krazy
*the usual suspects - killa beez

i don't listen to radio cuz it's the same crap regurgitated every hour.

Movies:


Scarface, Goodfellas, Blow, The Matrix Trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Usual Suspects, Swordfish, Cruel Intentions, Waterboy, Braveheart, Reservoir Dogs, Hackers, Dumb & Dumber, Kingpin, Heat, Usual Suspects, Shallow Hal, Happy Gilmore, Requeim for a Dream, Interview with a Vampire, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Salton Sea, Jackal, Seven, Bourne Identity, Blade, Blade 2, Underworld, Donnie Darko, Bum Fights, Jackass, Underworld, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, National Lampoons' movies, Sleeping Dictionary (stars Jessica Alba in an unusual role...nuff said), Brother, Colors, Menace 2 Society, Boyz N Da Hood, Groove, Go
all bruce lee movies, the stormriders (same folks that did the matrix cgi-shit), young and dangerous series and the back stories (12 movies total - the real fans know about the chinese special edition pack), the legend of zu, shaolin soccer, the legend of speed series...
currently viewing asian films...old school yakuza and triad flicks mostly. zatoichi is the shizz-nit. if ya don't know, you'll never know.

Television:

Heroes, All the Adult Swim shows, Friends, Las Vegas, Seinfeld, Will & Grace, Scrubs, Myth Busters, American Choppers, American Casino, CSI, Monser Garage, First 48 (on A&E).

currently watching Bleach (fan-subbed), Devil May Cry (fan-subbed) and Entourage...

Books:

does Maxim, Stuff or FHM count as books?, The Art of War by Sun Tzu, Tao of Jeet Kune Do by Bruce Lee, Sex by Madonna, A Book Of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi

Heroes:

Buddha
Bruce Lee
My grandmother
(but not in that order)

My Blog

Please read this before adding me!!!

I know that it has taken me a while to respond to e-mails, friends request and comments. I am trying my best to respond to in a timely fashion. I've been on vacation and will be traveling often so I d...
Posted by Tony Montana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST