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e 2 tha izzle

with patience and spit, even THE elephant can fuck the ant....

About Me

MySpace Layouts - MySpace Backgrounds

My Interests

music, people, photography, sex, good books, making beer, barbie porn.. ..
Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com

I'd like to meet:

the list is very, very long...funkbudha and casual are at the top of it tho...

Music:

claude von stroke-who's afraid of detroit-portland 4/18/08

Movies:

i always pass out if i try to watch a movie..and if i do manage to stay awake, its usually only for the ones that mess with me..kill bill fuck'd me up in the head...so did kangaroo jack..but it redeem'd itself in the end by providing an instructional dance lesson so i could at least learn the kangaroo's moves..

Television:

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Books:

EMIT!!..COME back with our apple PIE!!

Heroes:

jenna jameson and larry flint

My Blog

some dirtbag jack’d my phone!!!

yeah, so some asshole stole my phone last weekend @ work...and i know i've been needing to get a new one, but shit...i loose ALL my contacts this way fuck nut...SO...i need everyone to TEXT me their N...
Posted by e 2 tha izzle on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:13:00 PST

pics from trip to nubies

the cali crew 5/22/08  http://picasaweb.google.com/eviesevil/Nubies_5_22_08
Posted by e 2 tha izzle on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:08:00 PST

b-girl barbie


Posted by e 2 tha izzle on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 05:37:00 PST

my bacon ed is dead

he got hit by a car last nite right before fireworks started...my roommate had taken him out in the yard, but they ran in the house real quick...i ran outside in time to see some lady jumping out of h...
Posted by e 2 tha izzle on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:21:00 PST

evil-bonics

beefcake pantyhose- beefcake pantyhose stockingsbig ol ass pantyhose, the kind that wrap fat lady's thighs up like pork sausages, sometimes used as bug tents. "where is dad, does anybody know?"..."he ...
Posted by e 2 tha izzle on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:38:00 PST

the RESURRECTION!!!

oh praise be to the god of electronics...my dear sweet viao has been given a 2nd chance at life!!...he was dead as a doorbell, on some laptop repairman's counter (who tried to give me $150 for it)...b...
Posted by e 2 tha izzle on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST

valentines poem .1

its v-day and aint that dandy... boys want pussy, girls want candy... with fancy cards with a rose... but all i want are sum beef cake pantyhose! lover's have lost.. and looser's have won.. everyone h...
Posted by e 2 tha izzle on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:47:00 PST

evil hiku

i've been feeling a need for a creative outlet as of late...so if it seems as tho i've lost my mind and dropping gibberish on yer page...u've recieved one of my 'evil hiku's'...hope u enjoy them as mu...
Posted by e 2 tha izzle on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:55:00 PST

my song contest

man, i can't believe nobody's guess'd it yet!..celine dion for Gods sakes??..please!...okay so i'm gonna be nice and give u a couple hints... 1) yes, it is breakbeat 2) yes, itsa female vocal 3) i've ...
Posted by e 2 tha izzle on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:15:00 PST

international TALK like a PIRATE day!!!

arg!...ye scurvy dogs...dont forget that sept.19th is the official TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!!...this is one of my favoritest days of the year...so bust out yer eye patches..don yer pirate hats...and s...
Posted by e 2 tha izzle on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 06:28:00 PST