Larlene the truckstop waitress

About Me

Welcome, Suckas!I live in West Oakland. I have a dachshund & a black cat. My house is almost always a mess. I want to form a T-Rex cover band. It throws me into a rage when people misuse apostrophes & improperly use "it", "it's", "your" & "you're" Examples of proper usage: "You're a mean girl, Charlene." "Your heart is black, Charlene." "It's last call, Charlene." "Its name is Muffin, wanna touch it?"See how easy it is?Also, I like anybody who knows that "your" doesn't mean "you are". It's a plus if you think the following are dumb: "LOL", "U" for "you", "2" for "to", "4" for "for", etc.

My Interests

I like to watch television. My 1971 VW transporter bus is fun. I like laughing at my dog's overbite.

I'd like to meet:

NOT YOUR BAND. Also, I HATE HATE HATE "friend collectors". If you are in the SF Bay Area, I wanna be your friend (even bands!)

Music:

T-Rex (duh), Dead Milkmen, Styx, Loretta Lynn, Britney Spears punk rock covers, Van Halen (not with that fag Sammy Hagar), Grease 2 soundtrack., Pixies, Dickies

Movies:

Grease 2, Teen Witch, Evil Dead 1&2, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Teen Witch, Logan's Run, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Clockwork Orange, Xanadu, anything that stars Mr. Robby Benson

Television:

VIP, Stargate, 7th Heaven, She-Spies, Facts of Life, The Apprentice, Carnivale, Six Feet Under, Full House (because of Uncle Jesse), anything with Joey Lawrence - WHOA!, Star Trek, Pimp My Ride, Battlestar Gallactica, Nip/Tuck, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Airline, Meerkat Manor

Books:

Fountainhead, Great Gatsby, Danielle Steele novels (but only the sexy parts)

Heroes:

The old lady in my neighborhood who walks her blind poodle, named Sarah (dog, not the lady - her name is June). Also, the 2 Mexican Hairless dogs next door.

My Blog

Oakland...YEAH!

Straight Street!
Posted by Larlene the truckstop waitress on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:45:00 PST

Heavenly chat!

Heavenly chat!
Posted by Larlene the truckstop waitress on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:14:00 PST

Limericks and other junk

Limericks!
Posted by Larlene the truckstop waitress on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:39:00 PST

a missive about Subway

Subway is SICK
Posted by Larlene the truckstop waitress on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:00:00 PST

website

I am working on one: http://www.charleneshouse.com
Posted by Larlene the truckstop waitress on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:40:00 PST

Hello Larlene the truckstop waitress I am in Berkeley.

From: Jasonhttp://www.myspace.com/180194234Date: Apr 15, 2007 4:06 PMSubject: Hello Larlene the truckstop waitress I am in Berkeley.Body: Hello since, the semester is almost over, we should hang...
Posted by Larlene the truckstop waitress on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:15:00 PST

great new friend request

Virginia got one from her, too!You just sent me a friend request. Did you read my profile? Though I could not see your full page, I am reasonably sure that you are not someone with whom I would alig...
Posted by Larlene the truckstop waitress on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:03:00 PST

ENGRISH IS FUN!

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Posted by Larlene the truckstop waitress on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:09:00 PST

will it never stop?

..>From: Chris http://www.myspace.com/chrislisaann Date: ...
Posted by Larlene the truckstop waitress on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:10:00 PST

Illiterate Admirers 2

From: Jack (http://www.myspace.com/136293471)Date: Mar 6, 2007 1:23 PMSubject: Your profiles took me awayBody: Your profiles took me awayYou seeems like a very good lady and i wouldn't mind if ...
Posted by Larlene the truckstop waitress on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:24:00 PST