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dave

Am I Here Yet? I hate computers so much!!!!

About Me

Someone give me a job, I need work. I can do everything!!!! Including driving a jet plane and flying an 18 wheeler. I AM SPECIAL.

My Interests

Dogs,accordians,drums,clarinets,polka,children's programming,sports,latin dancing, silly and dumb things everywhere.

I'd like to meet:

cartoons

Music:

Brave Combo, The Who, Steely Dan, Victim's Family, Weird Al, Klezmatics, Frank Zappa,NOMEANSNO, Roger Miller, The Ramones,Big boys, Minute Men, Aquabats, Devo,Madness,EnglishBeat, Toy Dolls, the Dickies, Blowfly, The Tubes,Tiny Tim, Dead Kennedys,Prince,Queen,Lyrics Born and anything on Quannum,Police,Meters,Tower of Power, Rufus,Dead Milkmen,X, The Briefs,The Clash, lots of jazz, polka, country, and pretty much all types of music. There is no such thing thing as bad music just bad artists and dumbshits. Favorite local bands: Arnocorps, Double D's, Un'Cus, Fracas, Captured By Robots, I Want To Kill You Fucker, Polkacide,Those Darn Accordians, the Tubes, Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks.

Movies:

Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Buckaroo Bonzai, Happy Gilmore, South Park Movie, Team America, the kids are alright,Harold and Maude, Spinal Tap, Lilo and Stich, Monster Inc., Jimmy Neutron, West Side Story, and plenty more.

Television:

Any Adult Swim, South Park, Simpsons, Sports, of course Sesame St.

Books:

Douglas Adams, P.G. Wodehouse, Kinky Friedman, Terry Pratchet, etc.

Heroes:

Keith Moon, Karen Carpenter, Rashaan Roland Kirk, Ted Geisel, Fredrick Douglas, Jim Hensen, Fran Tarkenton, my mom(aahh), and maybe you, probably not.