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The BowelTones

Lend me your ear... i'll lend you my knife.

About Me


Wrap your brain in a checkered racing flag, and skewer it with a martini umbrella, bring it to the show and dance the twist with it.

The Bowel-Tones are a severed punk rock limb, boiling in a caldron of desecrated genres and twisted americana. A Hot Rod Mash-Up, not recommended for any living thing. Like cramming your head in a blender with a few tigers and a gallon of whiskey, then you press play".

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/5/2004
Band Website: boweltones.com
Band Members:
Alle-Mae Fishpaw - Bass

Dave Mello - Drums

The Badger - Vox/Git

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Influences: Benzocaine, Cocaine, Crack Cocaine, Depressants, Designer Drugs, Dimethyltryptamine, Ecstasy (methylenedioxymethamphetamine; MDMA), Fentanyl, Gamma, Hydroxybutyrate (GHB), GBL (Gamma butyrolactone), GHB (Gamma Hydroxybutyrate), Hallucinogens, Hashish, Heroin, Inhalants, Isobutyl nitrite Ketamine, Lidocaine, LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide), Mannitol, Marijuana, MDMA (Methylenedioxymethamphetamine), Mescaline, Methadone, Methamphetamine, Methaqualone, Methcathinone, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA), Methylphenidate (ritalin), Morphine, Narcotics, Nexus, Nicotine, Nitrous oxide, Opium, Oxycodone, OxyContin, PCP (phencyclidine), Peyote, Phenobarbital, Procaine, Psilocybin Psilocybin/psilocin, Ritalin, Rohypnol, Scopolamine, Speed, Steroids, Stimulants, Strychnine, Sudafed, Talwin

Sounds Like: The worst time you ever had.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Sorry!

Dave had a baby, that slowed things down a little, we havnt been on myspace, we all have at least one side project, planning on a full length recording due in Jan 08. Sorry we havnt been answerin...
Posted by The BowelTones on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:32:00 PST

Hate Mail

This was posted by the angry 18 year old door-girl at an all ages balazo show..."Even fabulous wanna-be rockstars like myself occasionally need to moonlight to make ends meet. Lately I have been worki...
Posted by The BowelTones on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:24:00 PST

The truth about Blogs

The word "blog" is literally shorthand for "boring;" a vulgar abbreviation used by journalism drop outs to give legitimacy to their shallow opinions, narcissistic diatribes and amateur photography tha...
Posted by The BowelTones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What Happened on the June Tour?

What happened on the june tour?   -Old people were yelled at.  -Children were thrown out of buildings.  -Stuck up liberal arts majors discovered what my shit tastes like.  -Lumber ...
Posted by The BowelTones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST